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There’s a place beyond the wormhole that only lovers know. She/Her not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you
How do I get the giant rise shirt this gay Russian boy is wearing #heatedrivalry
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Herschners: have you considered making an elaborate mansion out of plastic canvas?
Me:
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The first ten minutes of ep 2: have you considered, what if they were both completely stupid for each other in the dumbest way possible?

PERFECT #HeatedRivalry
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I feel like Knives Out and Glass Onion were more fun but Wake Up Dead Man was still very satisfying. Glenn Close is killing it. Josh O’Conner is killing it.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh my god I made my appointment three days early and so my inspections are more expensive. I thought it was by calendar month. Car inspection day continues to be the Worst
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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What Shep said.

This is a wonderful, if not glorious-victory, success. Congratulations to everyone in TN-07, you swung this hideously gerrymandered district 16 points. Every inch of that work matters.

A lot of very awful people are very worried tonight, and that gives me joy.
Fucjin R+22 to R+5.6? In an off year election?? In a district gerrymandered to fuck to keep it republican?? Fuck yeah, TN07, y'all done good. Swinging a district like that 16 points is hard goddamned work so y'all go have something to eat and get some rest.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.

Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Jfc these things will not die. They’re just data mining bills and censorship bills wrapped in a “protect kids” skin - add it to your call list #politics
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻blessings upon the Letterkenny guy for giving us a gift🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 (men who can’t keep their hands off each others tits) #heatedrivalry
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ilya: wearing his towel as low as humanly possible and adjusting it lower

Shane: do I wear a suit to a hookup?????

Perfect. 10/10, no notes #heatedrivalry
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Going into Heated Rivalry and I am almost certain this is going to result in a frantic reread of the whole series
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh my god the temp dropped so fast 😬😬😬
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“I am sorry. I sent you another insurance request the other day. Uh didn’t explain why.” YES THAT MIGHT HAVE HELPED ME FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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one of the many absurdities of Sony abandoning Kpop Demon Hunters with Netflix is that NEITHER company expected this to be the next Frozen, thus missing out on zillions of dollars in merch sales.
Who else is half panicking because they had their 5yo write a letter to Santa and, naively, assumed that Huntrix dolls would be widely available? Y'all, none of the name brands will have anything before next year (for Mattel, it looks like at least October 2026).

Im going handmade but wtf?!
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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While the WGA has its own issues with AI, I imagine this is the sort of thing that might rile our friends in the DGA.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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the quiet, astonishing moment when a new universe is born
Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Electric rates are rising for Western Pennsylvania customers, starting Monday.

The residential rate for Duquesne Light customers is rising 10.6%, from 12.43 cents per kilowatt hour to 13.75 cents per kwh.
Pittsburgh and Western Pa. electric rates increasing Dec. 1. Here's what to do if you can't pay.
Regulators advise reaching out to your utility immediately if you are worried about being able to pay.
www.wesa.fm
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh good
Good morning. No they’re not plowed, the salt truck tracker is down, and there are accidents everywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I think the youth should be watching Midsomer Murders like they were all watching Suits a couple years ago. Absolutely Everyone looks like a bog standard village NPC, no one looks like a model, even the models.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me: I am doing so good at avoiding Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales

TomboyX: have you seen our new pattern with Sea Creatures on it?

FUCK
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.

Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.

No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.

That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A real up and down month bc it was a real reduction kind of month too, but some good ones in there. Highly rec Automatic Noodle and Fatal North
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It doesn’t matter how I email things to her, this person at the county will wait a week or two and then email me like “I need this now to proceed!!! Urgent!!!” Like yes, I sent it to you at the time requested. I sent a second email drawing it to your attention. Do you not read your email?
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Attempting to prop myself up so my ears don’t immediately congest and once again, I would lightly stab someone for this pillow setup. The tiny bolster! The way the pillows are HUGE and support her head, neck, and shoulders!! The luxury and comfort!!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM