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Momma Dart
@mommadart.bsky.social
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🦋 Democrat 🦋, autoimmune warrior, senior citizen, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally, a tad spicy, "gardening" fan, and kinda witchy. Warning: I frequently curse. 🚫DM
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Here's an idea. Have Congress figure out which one is the head vampire. Get rid of him, and I think everyone else will turn to dust.

Couldn't hurt.
Can someone quickly nab an old South Philly woman to take the evil eye 🧿 off Philadelphia sports?
I honestly thought it was me. No kidding. Like I lost the ability and desire to function in society.
Too much truth in one meme
Philadelphia's Citizens Bank Park has a DJ and an organist. The organist surprises me every time I go to a game by playing bits of rap songs, metal, grunge, etc. ❤️
Be right back. I'm going to see how many middle fingers I can get ahold of before my next flight.
I think we could have stopped listening to him after the word "chicks".

Yikes!
We can't HOPE for Mikie Sherrill to win, we have to WORK for her to win.

#VOTEBLUENJ
Jack is unraveling, and it’s no secret why: he’s 25 days away from becoming a three-time loser.
You little fucking liar!
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
I don't know who manufactures these, but they'd be wise to up their production!
I have to agree.
Shit is so bad that the best American news of the week is that Dolly Parton didn't die.
Listen, I'm deeply concerned for everyone in Illinois, but for heaven's sake has ANYONE checked on Svengoolie?

Stay safe, funny guy.
I couldn't finish Fiddler on the Roof. It made me sob.
Are they showing him disaster movies and telling him it's real?

If he posts later about how brave Shelly Winters was to swim through Chicago, we'll know for sure.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
I've seen fans boo the beer guy @ CBP for running out halfway up the stairs.
I hated him in that movie!

"Destroy the Senate and House Party".
Every once in awhile I go back in to see if I'm missing anything.

I'm not.
Great follows! Thank you.
I give you:

Resting C**t Face