Vanguard Party Animal 🔜 MFF
@molotovcoyotail.bsky.social
The name’s Bash, 29, Coatiyote, showbiz worker, stoner, Arson-Enjoyer, weird little scrunkly creature. Icon by @GarfofFinland
If found pls return to @lazinchi.bsky.social ❤️
If found pls return to @lazinchi.bsky.social ❤️
Last one i promise but omg his little sunhat I caaaaan’t 😭
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Last one i promise but omg his little sunhat I caaaaan’t 😭
I have a joke about Theseus but you’ve probably heard it before
I have this joke about Hephaestus, but it's kinda lame.
I have this joke about Polyphemus that you won't see coming.
(Nobody tell them the punch line)
(Nobody tell them the punch line)
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have a joke about Theseus but you’ve probably heard it before
I’m losing it
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m losing it
Practicing his villainous laugh
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Practicing his villainous laugh
I got soooo sweaty and gross in suit last night and had NO ONE to help me out with it smh
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I got soooo sweaty and gross in suit last night and had NO ONE to help me out with it smh
Idk how many times it’s gonna take but this is my third MFF and I’m still struggling to be a freak at the freak convention
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Idk how many times it’s gonna take but this is my third MFF and I’m still struggling to be a freak at the freak convention
No suiting today I think
I want to keep the water i drink on the inside of my body for once
I want to keep the water i drink on the inside of my body for once
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No suiting today I think
I want to keep the water i drink on the inside of my body for once
I want to keep the water i drink on the inside of my body for once
Husband is bad with directions
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Husband is bad with directions
One thing about me is I’m a pushover
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
One thing about me is I’m a pushover
I’m gonna write fanfic him I’ve decided
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m gonna write fanfic him I’ve decided
I need him
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I need him
Highlight of the day was the puppet panel tbh gonna become a puppeteer
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Highlight of the day was the puppet panel tbh gonna become a puppeteer
The worst thing about going to a furcon for me is looking around and being like “oh so I’m like white gay guy with long hair and a mustache #5706 got it
I need to dye it soon or something
I need to dye it soon or something
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The worst thing about going to a furcon for me is looking around and being like “oh so I’m like white gay guy with long hair and a mustache #5706 got it
I need to dye it soon or something
I need to dye it soon or something
I made lots of friends today :3
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I made lots of friends today :3
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This is how you can find me MFF
Do:
✅ Say Hi
✅ GiB pets
✅ ask to get wrapped up in the tail
✅ leave me alone w dynamite
DON’T
❌ hug unprompted
❌ follow me around
❌ touch me in other ways unprompted
Do:
✅ Say Hi
✅ GiB pets
✅ ask to get wrapped up in the tail
✅ leave me alone w dynamite
DON’T
❌ hug unprompted
❌ follow me around
❌ touch me in other ways unprompted
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is how you can find me MFF
Do:
✅ Say Hi
✅ GiB pets
✅ ask to get wrapped up in the tail
✅ leave me alone w dynamite
DON’T
❌ hug unprompted
❌ follow me around
❌ touch me in other ways unprompted
Do:
✅ Say Hi
✅ GiB pets
✅ ask to get wrapped up in the tail
✅ leave me alone w dynamite
DON’T
❌ hug unprompted
❌ follow me around
❌ touch me in other ways unprompted
Bro got a nose job
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Bro got a nose job
Just like last year I’m in mega con crunch w my suit head LMAO
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Just like last year I’m in mega con crunch w my suit head LMAO
Going through my old work and realizing I never posted this one to bluesky lol
Fun Hippy Skunk Schenanigans
www.furaffinity.net/view/58295908/
Fun Hippy Skunk Schenanigans
www.furaffinity.net/view/58295908/
Skunky Magnolia by MolotovCoyotail
A quick self indulgent fic for skunktember where my sona gets done in by a sweaty pushy old skunk hippy. Very much a rough draft that I ...
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December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Going through my old work and realizing I never posted this one to bluesky lol
Fun Hippy Skunk Schenanigans
www.furaffinity.net/view/58295908/
Fun Hippy Skunk Schenanigans
www.furaffinity.net/view/58295908/
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Happy Fat Bear Week!! Belated? Idk.
But below you’ll find a story I penned as a love letter to my first and brightest passion: Fat Bears. Theres a twisted dedication to my chosen home there as well
Link in the replies!
But below you’ll find a story I penned as a love letter to my first and brightest passion: Fat Bears. Theres a twisted dedication to my chosen home there as well
Link in the replies!
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Happy Fat Bear Week!! Belated? Idk.
But below you’ll find a story I penned as a love letter to my first and brightest passion: Fat Bears. Theres a twisted dedication to my chosen home there as well
Link in the replies!
But below you’ll find a story I penned as a love letter to my first and brightest passion: Fat Bears. Theres a twisted dedication to my chosen home there as well
Link in the replies!
So november as a month swallowed me up entirely, but I DID manage to whip up something quick inspired by the piece I got from Murrcatter earlier this month. Prompt was Drug/Substances. Enjoy!
"What happens in Brass City stays in Brass City" (w/ Story!) by MolotovCoyotail
A little thing to celebrate hypnovember I got from notmarcothecat , inspired by his City of Brass themed works on his bluesky. Thanks ag ...
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December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
So november as a month swallowed me up entirely, but I DID manage to whip up something quick inspired by the piece I got from Murrcatter earlier this month. Prompt was Drug/Substances. Enjoy!
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November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Alright listen up you animal degenerates
MFF is in CHICAGO which means you gotta eat the puppy chow WITHOUT KETCHUP
MFF is in CHICAGO which means you gotta eat the puppy chow WITHOUT KETCHUP
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Alright listen up you animal degenerates
MFF is in CHICAGO which means you gotta eat the puppy chow WITHOUT KETCHUP
MFF is in CHICAGO which means you gotta eat the puppy chow WITHOUT KETCHUP
Love watching Physical: Asia for… sport reasons… yeah…
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Love watching Physical: Asia for… sport reasons… yeah…