Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
@gdkalmbach.bsky.social
Amateur photographer, voice actor, and scribbler.
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain adult content, sarcasm
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
t.me/GD_Kalmbach
www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
Volunteer railroader, professional machinist.
Also snow leopard.
May contain adult content, sarcasm
Male, single, bi, 1985
Chicago area.
INTP-A
t.me/GD_Kalmbach
www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore
Pinned
I read the news today, oh boy...
(will be on repeat until further notice)
(will be on repeat until further notice)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
White-tailed deer
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Alligator snapping turtle
Coyote
White-tailed deer
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Alligator snapping turtle
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Coyote
Elk
Moose
Dolphin
Bobcat
Coyote
Elk
Moose
Dolphin
Bobcat
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
Otter
Steller's Jay
Raven
Dragonfly
Coyote
Otter
Steller's Jay
Raven
Dragonfly
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
White-tailed deer
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Alligator snapping turtle
Coyote
White-tailed deer
Great horned owl
Bald eagle
Alligator snapping turtle
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Chicago Symphony Orchestra
Fox Valley Symphony
DuPage Symphony
Rockford Symphony
"Weird Al" Yankovic
(Technically also went to a Jeff Lynne concert, but the sound quality was an abomination and I left before the first song ended).
Chicago Symphony Orchestra
Fox Valley Symphony
DuPage Symphony
Rockford Symphony
"Weird Al" Yankovic
(Technically also went to a Jeff Lynne concert, but the sound quality was an abomination and I left before the first song ended).
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
- Sonic Symphony
- Kingdom Hearts Symphony
- Lord of the Rings Symphony
- Peter Gabriel
- The Police
- Sonic Symphony
- Kingdom Hearts Symphony
- Lord of the Rings Symphony
- Peter Gabriel
- The Police
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
• Ac/Dc
• Adele
• Bruce Springsteen
• Guns N' Roses
• Phil Collins
• Ac/Dc
• Adele
• Bruce Springsteen
• Guns N' Roses
• Phil Collins
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Chicago Symphony Orchestra
Fox Valley Symphony
DuPage Symphony
Rockford Symphony
"Weird Al" Yankovic
(Technically also went to a Jeff Lynne concert, but the sound quality was an abomination and I left before the first song ended).
Chicago Symphony Orchestra
Fox Valley Symphony
DuPage Symphony
Rockford Symphony
"Weird Al" Yankovic
(Technically also went to a Jeff Lynne concert, but the sound quality was an abomination and I left before the first song ended).
The only way this happened is if he deliberately went out to find the trans porn.
Or his attempts to troll fell flat because he got ignored and/or roasted to oblivion, and is trying to cover his ass.
Or his attempts to troll fell flat because he got ignored and/or roasted to oblivion, and is trying to cover his ass.
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The only way this happened is if he deliberately went out to find the trans porn.
Or his attempts to troll fell flat because he got ignored and/or roasted to oblivion, and is trying to cover his ass.
Or his attempts to troll fell flat because he got ignored and/or roasted to oblivion, and is trying to cover his ass.
I hate how valid this point is.
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hate how valid this point is.
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it had better have at least 12 cylinders.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it had better have at least 12 cylinders.
I'm thankful that I don't have to disown or cut off contact from any members of my family.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm thankful that I don't have to disown or cut off contact from any members of my family.
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
I am thankful for Tom Brady demonstrating that you can be the best in history at something and still be an absolute bellend.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am thankful for Tom Brady demonstrating that you can be the best in history at something and still be an absolute bellend.
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
It’s because cats are a pet that sets boundaries with YOU. Toxic people do not like the independent nature of cats. Even bigger red flag if they LOVE dogs and HATE cats.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s because cats are a pet that sets boundaries with YOU. Toxic people do not like the independent nature of cats. Even bigger red flag if they LOVE dogs and HATE cats.
You just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Okay, counting back from the top, this seems weirdly plausible, from a scary movie.
Reposted by Kalmbach 🔜 MFF, F2
The episode ends with a close up of Riker, furious at the very existence of transphobes.
Be like Riker.
Be like Riker.
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The episode ends with a close up of Riker, furious at the very existence of transphobes.
Be like Riker.
Be like Riker.
It should be noted that the videos reminding active duty personnel of their duty to disobey unlawful orders don't actually mention Trump or the Presidency.
But a hit dog will holler.
But a hit dog will holler.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It should be noted that the videos reminding active duty personnel of their duty to disobey unlawful orders don't actually mention Trump or the Presidency.
But a hit dog will holler.
But a hit dog will holler.
Okay, I can guarantee you that no furries were involved in this. Shut the fuck up, you demented bitch.
This is nuts!
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Okay, I can guarantee you that no furries were involved in this. Shut the fuck up, you demented bitch.
Various lines to use when answering the phone and it turns out to be a scam caller:
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Various lines to use when answering the phone and it turns out to be a scam caller:
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
"Illinois State Police."
"Northwestern Steel."
"Elgin & Belvidere."
"Thank you for calling the Consolidated Penis Corporation, how can I help you?"
When somebody completely misses the joke.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When somebody completely misses the joke.
Combining the limited capacity of a microbus with the limited route flexibility of a tram, while adding the joy of the thing tipping on its side in the even of mechanical failure. Congratulations.
By investing in Monocab Owl, the EU is revolutionising sustainable commuting.
A gyro-stabilised monorail offers autonomous, on-demand transport, boosting rural connectivity. 🚆
Do you know any other innovative transport solutions?
📸© Monocab Owl
#WorldSustainableTransportDay
A gyro-stabilised monorail offers autonomous, on-demand transport, boosting rural connectivity. 🚆
Do you know any other innovative transport solutions?
📸© Monocab Owl
#WorldSustainableTransportDay
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Combining the limited capacity of a microbus with the limited route flexibility of a tram, while adding the joy of the thing tipping on its side in the even of mechanical failure. Congratulations.
In a development which should surprise exactly zero people:
Nashville contractors walk off of Music City Loop jobsite, citing months of nonpayment, safety concerns and attempted “poaching” of employees by Elon Musk’s The Boring Company.
nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/b...
nashvillebanner.com/2025/11/25/b...
Local contractor employees stop Music City Loop work - Nashville Banner
Willie Shane and his crew walk off the Music City Loop project, citing safety concerns and payment issues with The Boring Company.
nashvillebanner.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In a development which should surprise exactly zero people:
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"you'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Even more innovations in food poisoning!
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Even more innovations in food poisoning!
Okay, now I also have to look this up...
risa furry convention
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Okay, now I also have to look this up...
The Very Serious People who want to condemn anybody who enjoys these movies apparently don't realize that they're fantasy. For one thing, I can't think of any IRL police force that has a bnnuy on staff.
"Don't watch Zootopa 1+2 because ACAB" to me is like saying "Don't watch Hazbin/Helluva because Hell/Satan/Christianity bad"
Let me enjoy my cartoon fiction, thanks.
Let me enjoy my cartoon fiction, thanks.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Very Serious People who want to condemn anybody who enjoys these movies apparently don't realize that they're fantasy. For one thing, I can't think of any IRL police force that has a bnnuy on staff.
That one AC/DC song came on the radio at the shop and I had to fight the urge to explain to everybody that TNT and Dynamite are not the same thing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That one AC/DC song came on the radio at the shop and I had to fight the urge to explain to everybody that TNT and Dynamite are not the same thing.
While this is an extreme case, I actually do go through a series of squats and stretches when trying on pants, to make sure there is no bunching, binding, or splitting.
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
While this is an extreme case, I actually do go through a series of squats and stretches when trying on pants, to make sure there is no bunching, binding, or splitting.
Anybody else have that giggly feeling when you see two creators you really like team up?
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anybody else have that giggly feeling when you see two creators you really like team up?
You're trying to seduce me, Charlie Brown.
Draw me like one of your French girls, Charlie Brown.
I drink your milkshake, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You're trying to seduce me, Charlie Brown.