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Mocha Onlooker

@mochaonlooker.bsky.social

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Free Spirited. 92 % proud. HIGH brow since ‘22🤨. Mood Reader. Crochet enthusiast . Curator of Side Eyes. Protector of MY ☮️. 🕊️💙

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 8h

It’s HUMP day saints! ☀️

#blackbooksky
#booksky

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 1d

Morning friend! 😊

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 1d

It was a gift from my folks. 😊

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 1d

Morning saints! ☀️

This electric blanket/weighted blanket combo is unmatched

It’s getting kinda difficult getting up in the morning.

I need another hour and a half.

#blackbooksky #booksky

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 1d

Was her man

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 1d

What was Reginae thinking?!? The time Lucci spent in the slammer was not kind to him at all.

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 1d

Robert B. Parker does not get the respect that he deserves.

This man has hits! Spencer, Jesse Stone, Sunny Randall?

And we can’t forget Hawk… that’s the love of my life!🤭🤭🤭🤭

James Patterson, who?

Y’all got to put some respect on my guy’s name!

#blackbooksky
#booksky

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

Right!

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

Morning friend!!☀️

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

That’s asking a lot for a Monday morning.🙄

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

Well… I’m up🤣

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

Morning 😊

Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Monday saints! ☀️

#blackbooksky
#booksky

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 2d

My friend spent 25 minutes saying how horrible this bar is that we both go to.

I listened but still plan to go because I like watching football & drinking beer on Mondays.

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

This man said he is going to quit his job because he does not have enough time to date.

He works nontraditional work hours. Meaning that he works weekends which conflicts with the dating schedule for the women he is interested in.

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

Wait, what? Not asking for an enemy.

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks friend! 🤣

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

I know! That’s why it’s funny! 🤣

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

Making poor decisions behind a man already. 🫤

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

So I saw a TikTok deep dive about ALF.

The creator said that the puppeteer was obsessed with creating the illusion that ALF was real.

That man did an excellent job because you couldn’t tell me when I was a kid that puppet wasn’t an actual alien

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Mocha Onlooker @mochaonlooker.bsky.social · 3d

🌹🤭

Tifa | Sacred Ho🧘🏾‍♀️ @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 3d

I just learned that masturbating 3-4 times per week diminishes menopausal symptoms. I’m not there yet, but an ounce of prevention equals a pound of cure. I’ll be in the DJ booth regularly starting next week.