Mocha Onlooker
@mochaonlooker.bsky.social
Free Spirited. 92 % proud. HIGH brow since ‘22🤨. Mood Reader. Crochet enthusiast . Curator of Side Eyes. Protector of MY ☮️. Finer 🕊️💙
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
One cookie left 😬
“Is it in?”
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One cookie left 😬
I just saw GloRilla being “ cute” w her boyfriend & rolled my eyes.
Now everything she does looks like she’s just copying Meg.
Now everything she does looks like she’s just copying Meg.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I just saw GloRilla being “ cute” w her boyfriend & rolled my eyes.
Now everything she does looks like she’s just copying Meg.
Now everything she does looks like she’s just copying Meg.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Going to the studio by myself makes me realize just how invested I am in #pole.
I love that it’s not only #curvygirl friendly but also for us “ seasoned” ladies!
I love that it’s not only #curvygirl friendly but also for us “ seasoned” ladies!
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December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Going to the studio by myself makes me realize just how invested I am in #pole.
I love that it’s not only #curvygirl friendly but also for us “ seasoned” ladies!
I love that it’s not only #curvygirl friendly but also for us “ seasoned” ladies!
Annnd my inner thighs burn like the dickens.
I can’t remember all these moves.
I have never watched myself so much.
Pole is an anxiety buster for real!
I luv it here!🤭
I can’t remember all these moves.
I have never watched myself so much.
Pole is an anxiety buster for real!
I luv it here!🤭
a cartoon bear is dancing on a pole
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December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Annnd my inner thighs burn like the dickens.
I can’t remember all these moves.
I have never watched myself so much.
Pole is an anxiety buster for real!
I luv it here!🤭
I can’t remember all these moves.
I have never watched myself so much.
Pole is an anxiety buster for real!
I luv it here!🤭
I went to open pole this morning to work on my chair spin.
My arms feel like spaghetti.
My arms feel like spaghetti.
a cartoon bear is dancing on a pole
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December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I went to open pole this morning to work on my chair spin.
My arms feel like spaghetti.
My arms feel like spaghetti.
Do you think they will ever remake the #IndianaJones movies? I
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December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Do you think they will ever remake the #IndianaJones movies? I
Hey saints! ☀️
Sometimes Fridays need a slightly different motivation.
“ Cash moves everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill y’all“ — Wutang
Love & light don’t motivate everybody..🤭
#blackbooksky
#booksky
Sometimes Fridays need a slightly different motivation.
“ Cash moves everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill y’all“ — Wutang
Love & light don’t motivate everybody..🤭
#blackbooksky
#booksky
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hey saints! ☀️
Sometimes Fridays need a slightly different motivation.
“ Cash moves everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill y’all“ — Wutang
Love & light don’t motivate everybody..🤭
#blackbooksky
#booksky
Sometimes Fridays need a slightly different motivation.
“ Cash moves everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill y’all“ — Wutang
Love & light don’t motivate everybody..🤭
#blackbooksky
#booksky
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I guess I’ll watch this Lions vs Cowboys game. It better not be boring or I’ll be sleep by 9p
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December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I guess I’ll watch this Lions vs Cowboys game. It better not be boring or I’ll be sleep by 9p
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Quick reminder to support your local library!
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quick reminder to support your local library!
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I hate when I forget to turn on my electric blanket
I would very much like to be in the bed reading right now.
I got to give my blanket some time to heat things up before I hunker down.
I would very much like to be in the bed reading right now.
I got to give my blanket some time to heat things up before I hunker down.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate when I forget to turn on my electric blanket
I would very much like to be in the bed reading right now.
I got to give my blanket some time to heat things up before I hunker down.
I would very much like to be in the bed reading right now.
I got to give my blanket some time to heat things up before I hunker down.
This lady’s #Hinge date was cancelled w a 1/2 hr notice.
The guy then blocks her on the app & she barely had time to see the cancellation.
People are just rude. She would’ve just been waiting at the restaurant wondering what happen.
The guy then blocks her on the app & she barely had time to see the cancellation.
People are just rude. She would’ve just been waiting at the restaurant wondering what happen.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This lady’s #Hinge date was cancelled w a 1/2 hr notice.
The guy then blocks her on the app & she barely had time to see the cancellation.
People are just rude. She would’ve just been waiting at the restaurant wondering what happen.
The guy then blocks her on the app & she barely had time to see the cancellation.
People are just rude. She would’ve just been waiting at the restaurant wondering what happen.
Good news today!
3.5 years and “Beetlejuice” is still trying me. 🙄
Luckily, my legal representation’s block game is strong.
I got a few months til next time.
My God don’t play about me! 🙏🏾
3.5 years and “Beetlejuice” is still trying me. 🙄
Luckily, my legal representation’s block game is strong.
I got a few months til next time.
My God don’t play about me! 🙏🏾
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December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Good news today!
3.5 years and “Beetlejuice” is still trying me. 🙄
Luckily, my legal representation’s block game is strong.
I got a few months til next time.
My God don’t play about me! 🙏🏾
3.5 years and “Beetlejuice” is still trying me. 🙄
Luckily, my legal representation’s block game is strong.
I got a few months til next time.
My God don’t play about me! 🙏🏾
Wait, NBA Youbg boy is only 26?
I am dumbstruck. He has already fathered 13 children.
That is hard to wrap my brain around.
I need to stay outta young people’s business.
I am dumbstruck. He has already fathered 13 children.
That is hard to wrap my brain around.
I need to stay outta young people’s business.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wait, NBA Youbg boy is only 26?
I am dumbstruck. He has already fathered 13 children.
That is hard to wrap my brain around.
I need to stay outta young people’s business.
I am dumbstruck. He has already fathered 13 children.
That is hard to wrap my brain around.
I need to stay outta young people’s business.
Happy HUMP day saints! ☀️
When I read Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier in high school at the turn of the century, my teacher never categorized it as “ romantic suspense”.
Just a random thought. Rebecca was such a juicy read in high school back then.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
When I read Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier in high school at the turn of the century, my teacher never categorized it as “ romantic suspense”.
Just a random thought. Rebecca was such a juicy read in high school back then.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Happy HUMP day saints! ☀️
When I read Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier in high school at the turn of the century, my teacher never categorized it as “ romantic suspense”.
Just a random thought. Rebecca was such a juicy read in high school back then.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
When I read Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier in high school at the turn of the century, my teacher never categorized it as “ romantic suspense”.
Just a random thought. Rebecca was such a juicy read in high school back then.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
Apparently, there are lots of couples getting hitched down at the courthouse.
I love seeing the vids where both the bride & groom are dressed appropriately.
If the bride is dressed & the groom showed up in a wrinkled top & J’s, that marriage is DOOMED! 🥴
I love seeing the vids where both the bride & groom are dressed appropriately.
If the bride is dressed & the groom showed up in a wrinkled top & J’s, that marriage is DOOMED! 🥴
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December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Apparently, there are lots of couples getting hitched down at the courthouse.
I love seeing the vids where both the bride & groom are dressed appropriately.
If the bride is dressed & the groom showed up in a wrinkled top & J’s, that marriage is DOOMED! 🥴
I love seeing the vids where both the bride & groom are dressed appropriately.
If the bride is dressed & the groom showed up in a wrinkled top & J’s, that marriage is DOOMED! 🥴
Garfield Christmas is never mentioned in the classics conversation.
I loved Garfield growing up, especially this Christmas special!
I loved Garfield growing up, especially this Christmas special!
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Garfield Christmas is never mentioned in the classics conversation.
I loved Garfield growing up, especially this Christmas special!
I loved Garfield growing up, especially this Christmas special!
Morning saints! ☀️
When I’m having a particularly stressful day I like to read the gossip rags.
Reading the celebrity gossip helps me regulate my nervous system.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
When I’m having a particularly stressful day I like to read the gossip rags.
Reading the celebrity gossip helps me regulate my nervous system.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Morning saints! ☀️
When I’m having a particularly stressful day I like to read the gossip rags.
Reading the celebrity gossip helps me regulate my nervous system.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
When I’m having a particularly stressful day I like to read the gossip rags.
Reading the celebrity gossip helps me regulate my nervous system.
#blackbooksky
#booksky
Uh oh! Dineva was tired of playing with that lady.
Yuck!
Yuck!
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Uh oh! Dineva was tired of playing with that lady.
Yuck!
Yuck!
I keep seeing content on the Count of Monte Cristo and it’s pissing me off.
Every year I say I’m going to read that & The 3 Musketeers & every year I fall short.
Dah well… I have a good feeling about the year of our Lord 2026!
#blackbooksky
#booksky
Every year I say I’m going to read that & The 3 Musketeers & every year I fall short.
Dah well… I have a good feeling about the year of our Lord 2026!
#blackbooksky
#booksky
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December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I keep seeing content on the Count of Monte Cristo and it’s pissing me off.
Every year I say I’m going to read that & The 3 Musketeers & every year I fall short.
Dah well… I have a good feeling about the year of our Lord 2026!
#blackbooksky
#booksky
Every year I say I’m going to read that & The 3 Musketeers & every year I fall short.
Dah well… I have a good feeling about the year of our Lord 2026!
#blackbooksky
#booksky
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM