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Local Concerned Citizen

@mitskimask.bsky.social

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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · Dec 19

Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 12m

You gotta get in this void, there's a party going on down here.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 31m

When I hear a bunch of thumping coming from my upstairs neighbor, I like to imagine they got a monkey.

What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 3h

An ancient tex

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1h

That's right. The fumbling streak will continue.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 3h

It's some serious grade A baloney.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 3h

Continuing to think Logan's Run'ing society might be a good idea

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 3h

I woke up again

a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a vest is sitting on a couch and says wack .

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 3h

The subtitles tell me everything I need to know.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 3h

Sloppy solipsism

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 4h

I'm leaving to return to my roots.
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Posting on the Gamefaqs forums.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 5h

"landed on something"

a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 5h

He's half right. A shot of extra virgin olive oil a day is really healthy for you. I usually throw it in my morning smoothie, taking it without food is probably what upset his stomach.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 15h

Altman feeling that he might be caught holding the bag.

Altman casually talking about how someone in the AI bubble is gonna lose a lot of money.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 16h

Cruelty Squad really captures exactly what going to the mall is like.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 17h

The absolute stupidest people are in charge.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 22h

It's because six is afraid of seven.

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22h

Hilarious story. Young people are simultaneously gonna be alright and levels of cooked we’ve never seen before.

The Numbers Six and Seven Are Making Life Hell for Math
Teachers
'Six seven' sends teens into a frenzy that schools have been powerless to stop. 'It's like throwing catnip at cats!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

yesterday on twitter, some of the biggest far right doxxing users were suspended and then elon musk caught wind, and reinstated them. get everyone you can off twitter. it is firmly a pro-doxxing-if-you’re-far-right platform

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

This is a good and correct take.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. He was interviewed by them I guess.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

KOTOR but make it Lovecraftian

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

If it's a bog gonna bring out that dog (in me)

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

I personally would not refer to the Red Scare girls as "far left" because that would make me look like a complete and total moron. But hey I guess a lot of journalists have a humilation fetish.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

It really ignores how wildly hot you are in your 40s.

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

If it's dusty, I'm a get lusty.

Rusty? Gon make me busty.

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Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

That's right

Local Concerned Citizen @mitskimask.bsky.social · 1d

Only if it's sparkling.