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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · 8d

Not gonna lie but I’m pretty set on looking younger than my white gay friends of my same age 😅. Thank you #KBeauty & my melanin 😆

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · 12d

I think the real reason I’m not thotty on my socials is cuz I end up just hooking up irl or sending guys I’ve been chatting with for a bit noods & it feels way more satisfying than having random people I don’t know or will ever care to know comment on my sexiness 🤔

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · 25d

I love how Fleury & Vigilante instantly hit it off in #Peacemaker finale 😆🕷️

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · 27d

Ngl I take the best horny/thotty pics in the morning. When I try at night the vibes are off 😆

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Oct 1

Happy Cocktober #bators 💦@bateworld.com

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Sep 29

Depotted my bator balm from home into a 3oz carry on size for this weekend’s #Folsom fun. The more you #bators 🌈⭐️🧴@batorbalm.bsky.social

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Mike Sterling, Comics Guy @mikester.bsky.social · Sep 17

Also, the way these companies are caving to the current administration, I never want to hear anyone gripe about "the liberal media" ever again, because in mass media terms, that doesn't exist.

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Sep 1

The way I’m ok with not having some crazy blow out summer adventure this Labor Day weekend cuz I know exactly the shenanigans I’ll be up to in just 25 days 😋🌉

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 30

Ginger cool. Great addition to this season 😆 #Peacemaker 🦅

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 27

I really be so meh this yr on pink c*ck huh? 😆

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 24

There are some cute ass tboys in my city now like when did that happen 😏

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 11

I’m old enough to confidently say I don’t like most of the single pec chest tattoos I’ve seen in my lifetime 🤔

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 11

I will never skip the intro to #StrangeNewWorlds it’s so awe inducing even though it’s just all computer animated 🤷🏾‍♂️

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 1

The 24k #labubu lady getting canceled huh?

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 1

Something very different about this summer is having very good sex on pretty much a weekly basis

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Jul 30

If you catch me sniffing my own pits on my train commute home, no you didn’t 😅

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Jun 8

Left the dance party with a cute couple and the rest is history. The morning bed cardio was great 😆

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · May 30

I don’t think I’ll ever use this platform as much as I did the bird app & I’m fully at peace with that. It just didn’t imprint on me & where my head is at age-wise as well 🤔

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · May 11

Yay to unprompted bday seggs 🙂

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Apr 28

Didn’t really mean this to be the goal but in the end I didn’t want feel heavy or out of shape going into #EDC & babe when I tell you I achieved the goals on time I’m very proud 😊

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Apr 25

Whenever I see locals with them soft bods that like to talk big games on IG that shit is so inspiring to me to keep getting bigger gains tbh 😆

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Apr 24

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Apr 3

This place still doesn’t have the momentum of Twitter I dare say. Very good that it doesn’t have the ethos of that platform but there’s still a spark missing here 🤔 #Bluesky

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PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Mar 29

The way straight bros simp over such a mush mouthed wimp always makes chuckle. Nothing about Elon’s public presence makes him remotely charismatic or intimidating 💩

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Mar 28

Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?

PressedChest @mistercupcake.bsky.social · Mar 29

Wow I really be fucking bored with social media 😅. I actually think in the end that’s a net positive 🙂