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Chris Regan
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Bookseller. U.S. Masters swimmer. Cinephile. House and disco. Gay as a football bat.
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Remember, the only thing that'll bring your job back is erasing Black people from museums.
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I expect nothing less from a man so lonely and detached during the holidays when people gather with those they love. Why not spend your last days on earth spouting such vile garbage when deep down you know your own death will be one of the most celebrated in history.
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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One of the great failures of contemporary political news coverage in a lot of media is the unspoken principle that no violation of norms or decency by Trump is really news, worthy of sustained attention, unless it also upsets people who love him. It isn't "not taking the bait"; it's sleepwalking.
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When you watch that Jamie Lee Curtis piece where she said she put a googly eye on her Oscar.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Drag him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Delighted to see someone with an actual pulse has entered the race!
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Celebrity Traitors UK just dropped in the US and though it might not be the best season I’ve seen, it’s without a doubt the most hilarious.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I could be having the best day, and then…
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lindsey Halligan-Hutz
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
*David Gahan voice*

CONDEMNAAATION…
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me when people still have their Halloween decorations up.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My 30th class reunion was four days ago and I’m still thinking about the person who told me one of her kids was named Caprese.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
How am I supposed to sleep after that speech?
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ahem.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Bringing back the Andrew Dice Clay behind the head cigarette draw whenever I say something zippy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Husband and I are gonna curl up and watch something scary tonight. We decided on Fox News.
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sunday vibes 19:
Like buttah.
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October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just read the words “profitable memes” in a sentence and had to lie down in savasana.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM