Electric Wall Honey
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First law of thermodynamics. Trading in arcane knowledge. Minnesota is home. If you know me, no you don’t.
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Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow
Yeah, sign me up.
It’s typical to have to drain your pie, right?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It’s typical to have to drain your pie, right?
Watching this with the sickos and I’ll never see it the same way again. Rethinking the tarantula as Anansi and most certainly is Kevin’s spirit animal.
But the wet bandits are also gods. They take fatal injury after fatal injury and they just dust themselves off and continue their relentless pursuit of Kevin. It should be horrifying, but
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
Kevin’s innocence obscures this.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Watching this with the sickos and I’ll never see it the same way again. Rethinking the tarantula as Anansi and most certainly is Kevin’s spirit animal.
Kid B with Flu A just puked all over me. So, you know, mission accomplished.
Ah, the holiday sickness has begun. Just cough in my mouth and let’s get it over with, kid.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Kid B with Flu A just puked all over me. So, you know, mission accomplished.
But really, the fancier my pants the crabbier my pants.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
But really, the fancier my pants the crabbier my pants.
Ah, the holiday sickness has begun. Just cough in my mouth and let’s get it over with, kid.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ah, the holiday sickness has begun. Just cough in my mouth and let’s get it over with, kid.
Stifling 2am lolz so as not to wake the babes.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Stifling 2am lolz so as not to wake the babes.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
And one time I lost part of my thumb to a mandolin after discarding the safety guard that was slowing me down while making homemade au gratin potatoes. Never again.
Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.
Getting ready to eat my body weight in raw oysters. Fucking Seattle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Getting ready to eat my body weight in raw oysters. Fucking Seattle.
Post you from a different era
(It me in 5 years)
(It me in 5 years)
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post you from a different era
(It me in 5 years)
(It me in 5 years)
The Hennepin Co library creating a physical Prince library card will become a marketing case study for business schools. It may be my bubble, but this is the only news on my feed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Hennepin Co library creating a physical Prince library card will become a marketing case study for business schools. It may be my bubble, but this is the only news on my feed.
“Nay! A tampon and a NuvaRing in every pot!”
Dead.
Dead.
Today, Ross Douthat sincerely asked in 'The New York Times': “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” The women of VF found the question to be hysterical, in the funny and shrieking-female senses.
Drawing on the hallowed form of publishing workplace instant messages, we are issuing this considered response.
Drawing on the hallowed form of publishing workplace instant messages, we are issuing this considered response.
Women of Vanity Fair Consider: Wait, Did We Ruin the Workplace?
Today, The New York Times published a conversation between the conservative columnist Ross Douthat and two writers about just how bad ladies have screwed up corporate culture with their presence. We f...
www.vanityfair.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Nay! A tampon and a NuvaRing in every pot!”
Dead.
Dead.
Ugly cried in the car on the way to the office today. And completely validated upon walking in here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ugly cried in the car on the way to the office today. And completely validated upon walking in here.
How does round two work? I’m new here.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
How does round two work? I’m new here.
Yeah, sign me up.
Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yeah, sign me up.
Ngl but having our polling station at the church is not helping me explain separation of church and state to the littles.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ngl but having our polling station at the church is not helping me explain separation of church and state to the littles.
Kid A just declared butter sandwiches her favorite. And same, kid, same.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Kid A just declared butter sandwiches her favorite. And same, kid, same.
In a different life, I would be Merlin’s assistant. Living off cigarettes and carrot sticks. Only gnarly finger callouses to show for it.
Meet Howard Merlin, Boston Ballet’s costume director, who’s behind 300 outfits for “The Nutcracker.”
Boston Ballet’s costume director ensures a good look and a good fit — over and over again - The Boston Globe
In "The Nutcracker" alone, Howard Merlin's responsibilities include 300 costumes.
trib.al
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In a different life, I would be Merlin’s assistant. Living off cigarettes and carrot sticks. Only gnarly finger callouses to show for it.
The problem is we keep working through this bullshit. A mass strike, right? Im just over-cooked and done. Fuck.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The problem is we keep working through this bullshit. A mass strike, right? Im just over-cooked and done. Fuck.
Who’s ready for a little Mariah Carey?!
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Who’s ready for a little Mariah Carey?!
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green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988
I’m watching Beetlejuice. And I swear to god…that opening spider scene? I’m going to die.
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m watching Beetlejuice. And I swear to god…that opening spider scene? I’m going to die.
Gosh darn it. These little trick-or-treaters out here are so polite.
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gosh darn it. These little trick-or-treaters out here are so polite.
Mix-up at parks and rec tonight. A scavenger hunt for pre-k scheduled over my kid’s tap dance class. Anyway, I’m sitting here and a lot of 5 year-olds aren’t sure if I’m part of the program or not.
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mix-up at parks and rec tonight. A scavenger hunt for pre-k scheduled over my kid’s tap dance class. Anyway, I’m sitting here and a lot of 5 year-olds aren’t sure if I’m part of the program or not.
Return to the office has taken an interesting turn
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Return to the office has taken an interesting turn