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@missumbra.bsky.social

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Age: 26 | Trans She/Her | Aroace | 🔞 - Don’t follow me if you’re under 18, I talk about & post weirdo shit that’s not for kids.

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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bitch_&_Beans.exe @missumbra.bsky.social · Feb 2

Too Small to be a TV Show

Too Smart to be Youtube/TikTok Brainrot

Too Full of Dr. Pepper to be anything but Miss Umbra

It’s so much that we had to label the account with an “🔞” to signal minors not to follow

Then ask yourself… …Are you getting enough liquids in your body?

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 1d

I've been seeing quite a few MAGA edgelord accounts today.

Friendly reminder:

Block immediately, and do not engage.

I know they're not having as much fun on twitter with so many of us here, but it's not our job to pet them and feed them little treats of attention.

Do not engage.

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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 15h

I get that everyone is upset by this, but hear me out: keep going.

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 19h

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

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milobyte @milobit.net · 1d

robot girl doodle, original design, unnamed

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Jell 🔜 Climax of Night @jellcaps.bsky.social · 13h

（ΦωΦ）

(neco) Arcueid Brunestud and friends WIP~

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JoTheWeirdo @jotheweirdo.bsky.social · 5d

Grunty Returns! (colored)

Colored version of a splatpost I made for 2023's Splatoween splatfest for Team Skeleton.

[ #pixelart #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #Splatoonart #Splatfest #Splatoween #BanjoKazooie #BanjoTooie]

Skeleton Gruntilda from Banjo Tooie holding a piece of paper while scratching her head while reading out a Splatoon splatfest themed rhyme.

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Jack C. @madjackrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking.

Just say it's a Fucking good time.

You pussies.

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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bitch_&_Beans.exe @missumbra.bsky.social · 17h

If Ian Flynn wrote FNAF Security Breach
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“Gregory, if you want to get around the Pizzaplex without being noticed, you have to climb inside my torso.”

“I’m not entirely sure about that, Freddy… if something bad happens, I just want to say that I’m not ready to accept my death.”

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iamfixated @iamfixated.bsky.social · 1d

low energy vivian doodle - v -)

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𓇼⋆｡ carnie 🫧 @sourhoneymilk.bsky.social · Sep 16

i don’t think a lot of people realize how much of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory 2005 was made with practical effects. Veruca had a stunt double who wore a protective bodysuit and mask sculpted to look like her face so multiple trained squirrels could actually jump on her in the squirrel scene

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くろべえ @kurobe613.bsky.social · Dec 13

素晴らしいお話を読んであげる📚✨

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 19d

RIP to Jane Goodall, who opened the world's eyes to our closest relatives. (Photo by NatGeo's Hugo Van Lawick)

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𓇼⋆｡ carnie 🫧 @sourhoneymilk.bsky.social · Apr 19

Factory aftermath 🏭🍫

#charlieandthechocolatefactory #catcf2005 #fanart

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Eggman Posting @eggman-posting.bsky.social · 1d

Warioman
Source: Wario
Wario Land 4 (GBA) by Nintendo R&D1
#Wario #WarioLand #WarioLand4 #GBA #Nintendo #Eggman #SonicTheHedgehog #EggmanPosting

Edit of Eggman's sprite from Sonic Mania, edited to look like Wario from the game Wario Land 4 for the GBA developed by Nintendo R&D1 and published by Nintendo

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𖥔 ࣪˖ 𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓲 ⏾*:･ @wildflowerdaysi.bsky.social · 25d

Garnier Opera, Paris by David Leventi

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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bitch_&_Beans.exe @missumbra.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been wanting them to play it ever since BoneyPlays first became a thing. That’s how long I’ve been waiting for them to do it.

🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bitch_&_Beans.exe @missumbra.bsky.social · 1d

If we ever get a Baldi’s Basics show or movie, it should be completely animated and the animation must ABSOLUTELY stick to the aesthetics of the game itself. Anything else will guarantee the movie flopping big time at the box office or the show lasting only one season or less.

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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 2d

Photos of the Sage 3D Figural Bag Clip, released by Monogram International in 2023.

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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bitch_&_Beans.exe @missumbra.bsky.social · 1d

Do you ever think that Bayonetta would just casually just grab an angel, demon or homonculus, turn it around so that she’s holding it close to whatever kind of butt it has and immediately slaps in something to plug said butt

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 1d

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 1d

Elvira, mistress of the dark 🦇🍷🗡️ #elvira #art #halloween

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1d

Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button

PRINCESS PEACH’S CASTLE — Mario 64 cameraman Lakitu revealed that you’re going to have to replay the famed 1996 action platformer because he forgot to…

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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bitch_&_Beans.exe @missumbra.bsky.social · 1d

If we don’t get Fem!Bubsy as a mod for the PC Version of Bubsy 4D with her in this exact outfit while retaining to the artstyle of the game and even getting a voice actress, Trans or not to redub Bubsy’s dialogue, there will be major issues.

Same for Gex if Sqeenix ever makes a Gex 4

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creature_sp @creature-sp.bsky.social · Sep 1

say it

Goth transgender Gex leaning against a brick wall, pointing at the viewer and smoking a cigarette. Graffiti behind her says "SAY GEX"

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creature_sp @creature-sp.bsky.social · 29d

Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe

goth gex and e-girl bubsy making out in a storage room, surrounded by boxes of their respective games.

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creature_sp @creature-sp.bsky.social · 29d

Thank you to @sonicmega.bsky.social for sponsoring this kiss

goth gex and e-girl bubsy making out in a dimly lit area.

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