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South Carolina Deity living in NorCal. Dottie’s Mama. Bluegrass buck-dancer. King of the Hill Savant. Have only seen Phish 4 times. Sweet Blue-Eyed Darlin of @PhrancisSays.bsky.social💕 I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more✨

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · Apr 4

My mom taking me to my First Baptism
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Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism
(BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 10h

Hot damn! congrats to Mike for bagging a baddie & keeping her happy for nearly a decade!💘 although, full disclosure—I believe he’s the lucky one here😘🥰

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 17h

how i sleep at night not giving a flying fuck if an internet-pilled gen z-er thinks I’m lame for still wearing skinny jeans. kiss my geriatric millennial ass how about that 👵

Peacefully snoring, unbothered by the weird fashion rules yall let 22 year olds place on society

The humble yet mighty skinny Jean. Behold.

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 18h

I can see how big turnouts in large cities might feel out of touch. But going to the June protest in Beaufort, SC was an unforgettable experience bc i realized “omg, there’s so many more of us here than i thought”. it’s about fortifying solidarity in suppressed areas. Not just Boston/Philly/etc

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 20h

…..how is it not antisemitic to say “Jesus is King”? isn’t that contradictory of Judaism?

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 23h

Exactly. It’s such a hollow threat that it’s almost pathetic. His entire admin has been promising Big Cannabis corporations to reschedule for a while now. I’m extremely skeptical that will happen. If i ran Big Cannabis? I would not hitch my wagon to a conman & well known liar, but that’s just me.

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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 1d

Grab 'em by the means of production.

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

it’s the same reason he was openly threatening to deploy military to SF last week too, even tho courts already ruled they could not. Doesn’t have to be true, just needs to be scary enough to make a voter feel vulnerable. Fear tactics are all this regime has.

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

they are desperately trying to intimidate Californians bc this regime is terrified we are going to pass Prop50 lmaooooooooooo

apnews.com/article/supr...

Supreme Court will consider whether people who regularly smoke pot can legally own guns

The Supreme Court will consider whether people who regularly smoke marijuana can legally own guns, the latest firearm case to come before the court since its 2022 decision expanding gun rights.

apnews.com

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday gorgeous lady! 💖💫

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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d

For @missfml.bsky.social

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

🥲love ya homie. Gonna miss celebrating our bdays together this year. what do i have to do to get you to visit? 🐬🩵

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

brunch babes 🥰

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t worry, you’re not an asshole so I’m sure you’re able to pull them off 😁🙃

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

His technique was flawless. I love a scrappy hero!!!

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

can’t stop watching. the tall goth gal & Bernie bro at the end we’re my fav characters i think lol

Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

he can’t see without his glasses

a little girl talking to a boy in a coffin with the words " where are his glasses "

ALT: a little girl talking to a boy in a coffin with the words " where are his glasses "

media.tenor.com

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

the kind soul who took his glasses was doing him a favor they were fucking heinous lmfao

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 2d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 1d

I have to tip my hat honestly… bc just like every other valuable artifact in the louvre, you knowwwwww those jewels were first stolen by French colonizers lmao. Not sure what the thieves will do with them now but part of me hopes it was these.

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Unknown Belgian Taper @runawaypiper.com · 2d

Block list for gov accounts 🥰

RaidPanda @raidpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Here's the whole block list

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

this land was made for you & me 🫶#nokings #fuckfascism

Downtown Sebastopol showing up for the No Kings protest

Blue & Dottie holding signs they made for the No Kings protest

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 2d

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 3d

Man made from Adam, and made FOR Adam. that’s the repulsive part 🤢
Join my church! We believe Eve was framed 😊

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Woo Woo Goddess🏺 @missfml.bsky.social · 3d

Second place was Cuomo getting pissed that Mamdani flipped off a statue of Christopher Columbus & then saying Mamdani wants to legalize prostitution. Like damn dude chill we already thought he was cool you don’t have to convince us