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Da'Nielle

@missdanibaby.bsky.social

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · Aug 1

David Attenborough out here scaring the hoes.
(It me, I’m hoes.)

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations! That decade will sneak up on you 🎊🎊🎊

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 2d

Riley (the song) sounds naked without the ad lib now 😭😭

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 3d

It only took me 3 full albums to do my nails:

Cardi B - Am I the Drama?
Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
Hayley Williams - Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 5d

After they release the Epstein files, they need to release the studio versions of all those Kelly Clarkson covers.

I don’t know who ‘they’ are.

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 6d

Sending the Texas National Guard to Chicago as temperatures are about to start dropping… What in the Temu War of 1812

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 6d

I had a capri sun today and it was gross. I don’t know what they did to it, but they need to undo it.

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 7d

Drinking water and minding my own business has always served me well 😂

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 7d

I blame Christopher Columbus for my fair complexion and misleading Italian features 😭😭😭

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 8d

I keep misreading UNC as Unc and realizing mid sentence this isn’t about anyone’s uncle.

I also get got by Bucks posts when I realize people are talking about the Bucks from Milwaukee, not Rancho Cucamonga.

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 8d

He still looks like Julius Caesar to me

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 8d

So PAC has been wearing a pump cover this entire time?

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 8d

Bobby Lashley out here wrestling in his best 2005 business casual club attire

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 9d

Me: omg, why is my heart beating so hard and fast?

My breakfast order: now, bitch…

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 10d

That’s definitely the hair of a man who stole my flat iron

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 13d

*fingers crossed for naked mideon*

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 13d

You just gotta brush up on your HTML and color hex codes! You got this, Tom 2.0!!

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 13d

About to go all the way back to Club Penguin until Tom brings back MySpace

ᚇᚐᚏᚉᚅᚓᚄᚄ ᚋᚐᚅᚔᚃᚓᚄᚈᚓᚇ @ciara2001.bsky.social · 13d

Got to admit, telling 40 million users who already stopped posting on another site "what you going to do, stop posting?" is a brave move, let's see how that works out

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 13d

he looks like Julius Caesar to me 😭

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 14d

Now that Cam and Mase are good they should re-make the Horse and Carriage music video

Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 14d

5’8” woman vs allegedly 6’ man

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 14d

The only Sora I know

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 14d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

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HBO Max | Feedback

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 14d

I thought Starman was sitting front row, it’s just someone in a pink shirt and pink hat 😭😭😭

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Da'Nielle @missdanibaby.bsky.social · 15d

One good thing about having an apostrophe in my name is that I can easily identify my own pickup orders (if the site doesn’t consider it an illegal character, of course. and no, it does not change the pronunciation).

Thanks madre!