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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · 1d

The @nordecke.com looking around the league for the next bald, white guy to boo now that Brad Guzan is retiring www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ksk...

The Waterboy there's my bitch

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · 15d

It's pretty much a must-win game in Orlando for the #Crew96 if they want to avoid the Wild Card match in the playoffs. Join us at Origins Sports Bar & Grill on Saturday at 5:30 MT.

Ohio State football also plays at 5:30 so we'll be able to have both games on!

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Columbus Crew Watch Party - #Crew96 at Orlando City

Sports event in Denver, CO by Mile High Massive on Saturday, October 4 2025

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · 21d

What a fitting end to the 2025 #Crew96 season.

Maybe Issa will actually plan for depth before the 2026 season starts

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Sep 8

It's a Columbus doubleheader on Saturday! Join us as always at Origins Sports Bar & Grill when the #Crew96 head south to take on Atlanta United at 5:30 MT, but get there early to catch the start of the Ohio State-Ohio game that kicks off at 5 MT!

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Crew Cat and Brutus Buckeye want you to watch the games with Mile High Massive

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Sep 1

But he didn’t bite him or call him a racial slur (that we know of) so Don calls that growth

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Sep 1

You know how I realized Miami didn’t win the Leagues Cup?

When I didn’t get 15 push notifications from Apple telling me to tune in to the finale

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 25

With college football starting back up, please RSVP or let us know another way if you're planning on coming so we can be sure to save enough spots!

Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 25

After a disappointing home loss to New England, the #Crew96 will look to get back on the right track when they head to New Jersey to face the Red Bulls. Join us at Origins Sports Bar & Grill on Saturday at 5:30 MT for #NYRBvCLB!

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Columbus Crew Watch Party - #Crew96 at New York Red Bulls

Event in Denver, CO by Mile High Massive on Saturday, August 30 2025

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 25

Yeah well we've got two players now so look out!

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 23

Before going to Origins for the #Crew96 game at 5:30, we’ll be popping by DNVR Bar showing some support for @nwsldenver.bsky.social at 4 MT 🖤💛💚⛰️

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 20

The first MLS home matchday for the #Crew96 in a month is on Saturday, join us at Origins Sports Bar & Grill at 5:30 MT to see the Crew take on the Revolution and potentially witness the debut of Wessam Abou Ali!

a group of soccer players are hugging each other on a soccer field

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 6

Every Liga MX jersey

“This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons” -Ricky Bobby

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Aug 1

Come hang out with us at Origins Sports Bar & Grill tonight for some $2.75 draft beers!

Oh, and the #Crew96 play in some made up tournament at 5 idk idk

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 30

#LeaguesCup #Crew96

a woman in a ponytail is talking to a man and says `` oh , wait '' .

Alt: Oh wait, I just realized I don’t care

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 26

2ron2 FuriousC

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 25

Well it’s a good thing there are $2.75 beers to keep us company at Origins

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 25

Conspiracy theory time: MLS only suspended Messi and Alba for a game to try to sneak this through under the radar while people talk about that

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · Jul 25

Sources say Rodrigo De Paul will indeed hit Inter Miami’s roster as a TAM signing, NOT a DP.

De Paul joins loan until the winter. Purchase option around $17m (€15m). Then will be a DP when option picked up.

Deal is done.

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 25

hey that's us too

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 25

Get your weekend started right by joining #MileHighMassive at Origins Sports Bar & Grill tonight at 5:30 MT for some #Crew96 action and $2.75 draft beers!

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Courtney @aratsnest.bsky.social · Jul 21

Oh we’re choosing violence on a Monday morning #Crew96

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 21

It's a Friday night match this week for the #Crew96!

Join us at Origins Sports Bar & Grill at 5:30 MT for the match and for their special $2.75 draft beers all night!

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Alt: Person sliding across a frozen pond to grab a Bud Light with the caption "Sliding Into Friday Like"

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 19

Banger incoming

Bet Placed
Anytime Scorer: Darlington Nagbe +750

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 13

So to recap Cincinnati’s night:
-Made a tifo that showed Crew Cat as the reaper
-Scored two goals inside five minutes
-Gave up two #Crew96 goals in the last five minutes of the first half
-Lost 4-2
-Emptied the stadium before the final whistle

Did we miss anything?

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 13

No, YOUR fate is inevitable

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Mile High Massive @milehighmassive.bsky.social · Jul 13

Great turnout for a #HellIsReal victory!

15-20 Crew fans watching FC Cincinnati blow a 2-0 lead at home

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