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Mike Vachow

Mike Vachow

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Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 7d

It can do anything. It's magic.

Wyandotte woman uses ChatGPT to pick winning Powerball numbers

“I asked ChatGPT for a set of Powerball numbers and those are the numbers I played on my ticket. ... My husband and I were in total disbelief," she said.

www.detroitnews.com

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 19h

To cement my old hippie status: I’ve used Mollie Katzen’s corn bread recipe, as it appears in the Moosewood Cookbook, for about 35 yrs now. Long ago committed to memory, here it is. It’s cornbread season.

Mollie Katzen’s recipe for corn bread in her Moosewood Cookbook.

Reposted by Mike Vachow

Nancy Flanagan 🎼 @nancyflanagan.bsky.social · 2d

'a collective delusion around artificial intelligence—where the breathless hype and imagined future of building a godlike superintelligence and curing cancer collides with the dull reality of Trump’s poop jet.' 2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com/now-is-the-t...

Now Is the Time of Monsters

"AI slop is winning," writes The Atlantic's Charlie Warzel. By volume alone, slop may be the most visible and successful by-product of the generative-AI era to date. It is also a hallmark of what I’v...

2ndbreakfast.audreywatters.com

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 1d

Express lane was kind of dead at the Affton Schnucks today.

(Credit this joke to a fellow patron cracking up with me as we waited)

A Halloween skeleton checkout cashier at my local grocery store.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

Sent my sister the traditional gift for turning 60: a camo hoodie from Dick’s Pour House, a family favorite, taxidermy-centric tavern in Lake Leelanau, MI.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

Las Vegas itself is not real.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

The Bic!

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

Had the same grandad. Left MO Bootheel at 15, picked oranges in CA, worked the line at Buick in Flint for over 30 yrs, retired with old school pension. Zero nostalgia about his working days, wore off the rack suits and custom made shoes every day after retirement, drove big, overpowered sedans.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

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Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

Here to say that TX Trib’s coverage of education is killer.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

This sauce is magic. I pump up the garlic and throw in a few spoonfuls of peanut butter. Turns the lamest leftovers into a delicious treat. A staple in our house.

Makes about 2 cups

www.saucemagazine.com

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 2d

Here's a "better than a sharp stick in the eye" observation:

We have at least left behind making movies full of scenes filmed in almost complete darkness. That era (5 or so yrs ago) drove me nuts.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 3d

Headline: Print it

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 3d

We traded democracy for hamburger helper

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 3d

If the love child of Patches O’Houlihan and Rasputin says it’s true, it’s true.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 3d

No way GenZ dude in a cosplay fedora gonna defeat the French version of the Southie boyos who boosted the Gardner Museum pieces in a heist where the key technology was an extension ladder.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 3d

GenZ will probably rise up on me, but we're a nation being regularly lectured and gatekeeped by a 28 year old.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4d

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 3d

Dwight Yoakam is a national treasure.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 4d

If history of all other Trump projects is prologue, the carpenter's union is readying the placards and giant inflatable rat as we speak.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 4d

Little girl looking at the high school where there’s a coin flip chance she’ll graduate.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 4d

I kf yoo back

The front bumper of a truck with a license plate that reads I KF YOO.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 4d

Congratulations!

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 4d

Gonna be pickets and the big inflatable rat on the WH Front Lawn.

dan sinker @dansinker.com · 4d

The chances of that ballroom being half finished and embroiled in lawsuits and stop work orders is... 100%

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 5d

Breaking: Lumber Liquidators has secured naming rights for the new East Wing Ballroom.

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 5d

Trump doesn't want you to share these photos of the East Wing

the East Wing of the White House

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 5d

Imagine this moment in a Mel Brooks movie: pan to Mel's character, crosseyed after serendipitously having the greatest sex of his life.

I know we live in humorless times, but this is some hilarious stuff.

The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds

When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.

www.404media.co

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, this is some of the funniest stuff ever.

Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 5d

Sleep no more! SmartBed hath murdered sleep!

(on the perils of counting on the cloud to knit up your raveled sleeve of care.)

The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds

When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.

www.404media.co