Constance Carmel Wedding a truly unimpeachable episode of television

obviously the answer is “nothing” but what can the advocates claim save for middle-man tollbooth apps that make users pay a little more money to some dipshit than they had to 20 years ago

I too love reading press releases while v drunk on my private plane

my question re the proliferation of grind culture is what can anyone say they’ve done that’s good

This was an awesome experience because people did not band together in an inspiring display of solidarity they mostly made jokes and acted annoying

lol I was on an N in the dead of winter that stuck until one door was finally kinda accessible to the queens borough platform where it had been locked down for like 2 hours and it truly was a perfect amount of gripers and people trying to render those accurate gripes funny

considering becoming a guy who expresses how much he likes a song via inscrutable hand movements

as horrifying as most of our current goings-on are this arc of “tearing the capitol asunder to build a club where old white people slowly sway to Frankie Valli and the Les Mis soundtrack” is still pretty solid

This week's newsletter is about D'Angelo and making art at a human pace. Separately, it is about how some things are bad but fine and others are not.

couple of great grafs, man

Living like I want someone to save me in their phone as “Mike - Gout”

by virtue of your firing you relinquish the need for any type of test

if you miss your friends just search your phone contacts for like “Kyle - Chud” or “Racist Brian” and shoot them a text

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

Thank you so much to Luke, someone I’ve always really admired as a chronicler of what we can do for each other in these times, for working with me on this

legally changing it to “Just Drew”

way too much of my life is an effort to stand at enough of a remove such that nobody will ask me if I’m waiting in line

i post like this all the time don’t really see what the fuss is about tbh

Wow a libertarian pretending guys in their 30s are teenagers, normally it’s the other way around

newbies should know that the price of admission on here is that you have to post a new vicious Donald Trump name every morning in order to continue engaging with the site. And don’t do “Dolamb Trish” that one is mine for today

where have you found your dog standing if not the floor what kind of devilry is going on at your home

repugnantkkkans

RIP to my all-time fave I bawled the whole way home