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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛

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musician, street journalist, documentary filmmaker, interviewer, Anti-War Activism, hillbilly yinzer, Hosting SES Your Luck comedy gameshow https://linktr.ee/mikemyzak

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 16d

What do you get when you cross Huell Howser with Connor O'Malley? You get the Lake Show with Mike Myzak. Check out my latest video interviewing people in a lake. youtu.be/GeykrGKs_rY?...

The Lake Show w/ Mike Myzak - Watkins Glen Italian Festival pt 2

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 1h

The first step to change is wanting it. Never become cynical.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 1h

Will Macy make the convo tolerable? Will Bill talk about jerking off like usual? Come on thru for a very special 41st birthday edition of Club Random Bingo. 11pm EST on my twitch

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 1d

Ian Watkins didn't kill himself.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 2d

Yesterday CBS Sunday morning did an 8 minute long piece on economic hardship in Venezuela without once mentioning sanctions. And this is BEFORE Bari Weiss had the chance to get into the news room.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 3d

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List of cool bands I've opened for:
Yob
Weedeater
Bell Witch
Full of Hell
KEN Mode
Giant Squid
Bloody Panda (drummer from Krallice)
Saviours
30 Watt Sun
Wiegedood (Belgium)
Hexis (Denmark)
Heavy Temple

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

Maria Corina’s Zionist ass can fuck off. Girl Guaido gtfo.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

Name that slur was, in hindsight, an error.

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 4d

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

The Odyssey is just a book about a guy going around getting weird types of pussy until he comes home and murders a bunch of guys for trying to fuck his wife.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 4d

Name that slur was, in hindsight, an error.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 5d

Do this. Also helps to smell your hand BEFORE you shake someone’s for the first time.

ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 5d

Wipe your hands on your pants after you shake people’s hands. To show you have hygiene

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 5d

I mostly enjoyed “One battle after another” but I just wanted it to be slightly smarter. Hypersexual revolutionary character, though, was a bit much for me.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 6d

I will never vote for a politician that supports Israel. I don't care if they are running for fucking dog catcher. This has to be the new standard.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 6d

This is the 3rd "ceasefire" thus far. Not much to be happy about yet. So many people need to go to jail.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 7d

Idk the one part where guys are going around cutting off peoples foreskins is pretty exciting.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 7d

We made fun of “butt rock” to the point that now we have completely buttless rock. In my opinion that’s much worse.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 8d

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

I don’t need to use AI because I am not a stupid dumbass with no understanding of basic concepts.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

Wtf is this? lol. Club Random Bingo on my twitch channel every wednesday night 11pm EST.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

The source material hits so hard when the reveal drops: shocking, revolting, horrifying! It’s such a chilling reveal that I absolutely much watch any trash that bears the same name. Gotta give the actors credit for doing what they did with such doo-doo writing.

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 9d

Edgar Alan Poe spoilers: I just finished “Fall of the House of Usher” Netflix series and it sucked ass. Biggest problem is that in the source material it is revealed that the reason for the fall of the family is that their lineage is 100% incestuous. They cut it out!!

Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10d

Watching this Netflix slop "Fall of the House of Usher" because of its loose association with the Poe story. To convince us that one character is super smart she's described as "she quit MENSA because she was bored." 😂 Such a dumb guy take on what makes someone smart.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10d

My favorite asshole thing to say on reddit is "read a book." Because you know they're not gonna.

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10d

Me and my band Urns doing "Wicked World" by Sabbath.

Catch us doing it again at Brillobox 10/31 Halloween for a Sabbath/Ozzy tribute with Icarus Witch, Greywalker, Makeshift Urn and Purranoid (The Long Hunt, Funerals, Gloom Doom). pic.x.com/t4CyGgWjTI

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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈‍⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10d

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