Michael Sloane
@michaelsloane.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Dual citizen: 🇺🇸🇨🇦, vivo en 🇪🇸.
Author, screenwriter, playwright, floor wax, dessert topping.
Author, screenwriter, playwright, floor wax, dessert topping.
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Michael Sloane
@michaelsloane.bsky.social
· Sep 19
I’m 113,945. But I don’t feel a day over 113,944.
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This is what happens when 49% of the voters in this country are stupid enough to make a demented psychopath president. bsky.app/profile/atru...
REPORTER: You are talking tonight about the US taking over a sovereign territory. What authority would allow you to do that? Are you talking about a permanent occupation?
TRUMP: I do see a long term ownership position
TRUMP: I do see a long term ownership position
February 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is what happens when 49% of the voters in this country are stupid enough to make a demented psychopath president. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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It’s spelled “Colombia”
January 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s spelled “Colombia”
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Michael Fanone live on CNN: "This is what I'd say to Stewart Rhodes: Go fuck yourself"
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Michael Fanone live on CNN: "This is what I'd say to Stewart Rhodes: Go fuck yourself"
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January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Snowflake Greg is triggered.
January 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Snowflake Greg is triggered.
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Someone with 34 prior felonies is about to become president
January 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Someone with 34 prior felonies is about to become president
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Eve Clark's New Year's Rockin' Dick
December 31, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Eve Clark's New Year's Rockin' Dick
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Vastly under-appreciated president, magnificent human being. RIP, President Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Vastly under-appreciated president, magnificent human being. RIP, President Carter.
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"What's today, my fine fellow?"
"Why, Christmas Day."
"Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there -- not the little prize turkey, the big one?"
"It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"They're closed."
"Oh, then forget it.”
"Why, Christmas Day."
"Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there -- not the little prize turkey, the big one?"
"It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"They're closed."
"Oh, then forget it.”
December 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM
"What's today, my fine fellow?"
"Why, Christmas Day."
"Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there -- not the little prize turkey, the big one?"
"It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"They're closed."
"Oh, then forget it.”
"Why, Christmas Day."
"Do you know whether they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there -- not the little prize turkey, the big one?"
"It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"They're closed."
"Oh, then forget it.”
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Damn, we really struck a nerve. Crashing out cause President Elon is the one calling the shots!
Trump: [Elon Musk] is not going to be president. That I can tell you. I’m safe. You know why? He can’t be. He wasn’t born in this country
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Damn, we really struck a nerve. Crashing out cause President Elon is the one calling the shots!
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President Musk
December 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
President Musk
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch The Outlaw Josey Wales and the Pussycats
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch The Outlaw Josey Wales and the Pussycats
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The media is failing tremendously by not stating at the end of every single interview with these lunatics that “the science is clear, no debate is needed, vaccines work, and if we do not use them, many people will die.”
Senator-elect Jim Banks on RFK Jr: "This country is ready for a big debate about vaccines."
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
The media is failing tremendously by not stating at the end of every single interview with these lunatics that “the science is clear, no debate is needed, vaccines work, and if we do not use them, many people will die.”
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A quote that a veteran Chicago reporter once told me be about newspaper owners that always sticks with me “No one ever bought a bicycle that they didn’t want to ride.”
Scoop: Los Angeles Times owner Patrick Soon-Shiong killed an editorial that was critical of Trump's Cabinet picks, weeks after he blocked a planned endorsement of Kamala Harris by the LAT editorial board www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/b...
Los Angeles Times Owner Wades Deeper Into Opinion Section
Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong’s public comments and actions, including recently blocking an editorial weighing in on President-elect Trump’s cabinet picks, have concerned many staff members.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
A quote that a veteran Chicago reporter once told me be about newspaper owners that always sticks with me “No one ever bought a bicycle that they didn’t want to ride.”
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The Daily Show just took Kyle Rittenhouse footage and mashed it up with Luigi
December 11, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The Daily Show just took Kyle Rittenhouse footage and mashed it up with Luigi
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85 years after naming Adolf Hitler as Time Person of the Year they are naming Donald Trump Time Person of the Year.
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
85 years after naming Adolf Hitler as Time Person of the Year they are naming Donald Trump Time Person of the Year.
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Oh, fuck all the way off, Blumenthal, you ass-kisser.
Democratic Sen. Richard Blumenthal: "Elon Musk is the champion among big tech executives of 1st Amendment values and principles"
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Oh, fuck all the way off, Blumenthal, you ass-kisser.
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My wording might not be precisely the same, but this pretty much sums it up.
If you are on social media thirsting over an alleged murderer you clearly need to go get you some real life dick. That shit is not cute. I feel sorry for you dick deprived b*tches.
December 10, 2024 at 4:05 AM
My wording might not be precisely the same, but this pretty much sums it up.
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This is good
December 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This is good