Michael Clear
@michaelclear.bsky.social
He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
Still laughing at how Elise Stefanik thought making sure forensics would find her lip prints all over Trump's ass would make her Governor in a solidly blue state
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Still laughing at how Elise Stefanik thought making sure forensics would find her lip prints all over Trump's ass would make her Governor in a solidly blue state
I liked Avatar 3 though I wish at some point in his life someone had said to James Cameron "Less is more"
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I liked Avatar 3 though I wish at some point in his life someone had said to James Cameron "Less is more"
HA HA HA HA HA
Republican Elise Stefanik is OUT and will not be running for Governor of New York or for the House of Representatives next year.
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
HA HA HA HA HA
Rewatched It’s A Wonderful Life and I noticed that Mary Bailey left her kids with the bank examiner and some detectives to look for George. That’s bad enough but then when she comes home she doesn’t recognize the 4 men which means Mary Bailey left 4 kids under the age of 10 with no one
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Rewatched It’s A Wonderful Life and I noticed that Mary Bailey left her kids with the bank examiner and some detectives to look for George. That’s bad enough but then when she comes home she doesn’t recognize the 4 men which means Mary Bailey left 4 kids under the age of 10 with no one
From what I can tell people are sneaking in to Avatar just to watch the Avengers trailer. I knew some people who said they did that around 1990 to see the trailer for the Michael Keaton Batman. We've come such a long way
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
From what I can tell people are sneaking in to Avatar just to watch the Avengers trailer. I knew some people who said they did that around 1990 to see the trailer for the Michael Keaton Batman. We've come such a long way
Reposted by Michael Clear
one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
When the slightest bit of research shows he was consistently racist and a daddy issues Confederate fanboy.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
People try to paint BIRTH OF A NATION as a masterpiece with some unfortunate racism. The whole movie is racist, the “masterpiece “ thing was backfilled to excuse it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
one thing that is important to know is that BIRTH OF A NATION is so racist that people at the *time*, in 1915, were like, “holy shit this is racist”
I'm waiting in a theater to see Avatar: Fire and Ash. Fire and Ash is the name of a Neil Diamond cover band on Pandora. Should be fun. Hugh Jackman is going to sing
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm waiting in a theater to see Avatar: Fire and Ash. Fire and Ash is the name of a Neil Diamond cover band on Pandora. Should be fun. Hugh Jackman is going to sing
Oh well
Facebook is testing a monthly $14.99 subscription, and telling users they need to subscribe if they want to post more than 2 links a month.
techcrunch.com/2025/12/17/f...
techcrunch.com/2025/12/17/f...
Facebook is testing a link-posting limit for professional accounts and pages | TechCrunch
Meta said that the test impacts professional accounts and pages on Facebook.
techcrunch.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh well
Trump appoints dingo as ambassador to babies
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trumps-...
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid
As Black activists in South Africa fought against their country’s racist apartheid...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Trump appoints dingo as ambassador to babies
The Housemaid was kind of dumb in that people weren't acting out talking the way people act and talk until the final third when the story really took off and certain things that had happened earlier now made sense. B-
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Housemaid was kind of dumb in that people weren't acting out talking the way people act and talk until the final third when the story really took off and certain things that had happened earlier now made sense. B-
I know I'm supposed to be mad at Sydney Sweeney for something but I can't remember what so hell with it, I'm going to see The Housemaid
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I know I'm supposed to be mad at Sydney Sweeney for something but I can't remember what so hell with it, I'm going to see The Housemaid
THIS IS A TOTAL RIPOFF OF BATTLE ROYALE
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
THIS IS A TOTAL RIPOFF OF BATTLE ROYALE
To break this down further, the report concluded "stop running 100 year old centrist leaning Reagan Republicans as Democrats and start electing actual Democrats" and they REALLY don't want to do that
read: it told them that rebuilding institutional trust through good faith democratic socialism is the only valid path out from under authoritarianism
which would deflate their plan to shovel reheated vibes-based Obama-era corporatist deregulatory "abundance" cack down your throat instead
which would deflate their plan to shovel reheated vibes-based Obama-era corporatist deregulatory "abundance" cack down your throat instead
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
To break this down further, the report concluded "stop running 100 year old centrist leaning Reagan Republicans as Democrats and start electing actual Democrats" and they REALLY don't want to do that
Reposted by Michael Clear
read: it told them that rebuilding institutional trust through good faith democratic socialism is the only valid path out from under authoritarianism
which would deflate their plan to shovel reheated vibes-based Obama-era corporatist deregulatory "abundance" cack down your throat instead
which would deflate their plan to shovel reheated vibes-based Obama-era corporatist deregulatory "abundance" cack down your throat instead
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
read: it told them that rebuilding institutional trust through good faith democratic socialism is the only valid path out from under authoritarianism
which would deflate their plan to shovel reheated vibes-based Obama-era corporatist deregulatory "abundance" cack down your throat instead
which would deflate their plan to shovel reheated vibes-based Obama-era corporatist deregulatory "abundance" cack down your throat instead
I'm having a very hard time telling if this is a man or a woman
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I'm having a very hard time telling if this is a man or a woman
I'd love the benefits of Medicaid without living through the horrible life experiences necessary to qualify for it. Kind of like being British
Scalise: "Does everybody in America want to be on Medicaid? That's what Democrats are doing."
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'd love the benefits of Medicaid without living through the horrible life experiences necessary to qualify for it. Kind of like being British
I fight wars every day right here on Bluesky. Where’s my $1776, Mr. President?
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I fight wars every day right here on Bluesky. Where’s my $1776, Mr. President?
I’m guessing there’s a great Jordan Peele movie to be made about the reason hot dogs come 10 to a pack but the buns only come 8 to a pack
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m guessing there’s a great Jordan Peele movie to be made about the reason hot dogs come 10 to a pack but the buns only come 8 to a pack
Watching Avengers Endgame and it occurs s to me the saddest part is in the beginning when Clint Barton’s family gets dusted at a family picnic and the hot dogs they were about to eat went to waste
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Watching Avengers Endgame and it occurs s to me the saddest part is in the beginning when Clint Barton’s family gets dusted at a family picnic and the hot dogs they were about to eat went to waste
“So for today I want you to recreate Dolly Madison banana cakes, film new episodes of Firefly and make me some Dr. Pepper that I don’t think is gross. I don’t know, you figure it out. And have Sydney Sweeney deliver it to me.” — part of the daily conversation I have with the Joined in Pluribus
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“So for today I want you to recreate Dolly Madison banana cakes, film new episodes of Firefly and make me some Dr. Pepper that I don’t think is gross. I don’t know, you figure it out. And have Sydney Sweeney deliver it to me.” — part of the daily conversation I have with the Joined in Pluribus
Hell of a thing that Mike Johnson was humiliated because Elle Woods taught us all about discharge petitions
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hell of a thing that Mike Johnson was humiliated because Elle Woods taught us all about discharge petitions
Just had a flu shot. It's good for you to know in case I start to sound autistic or suddenly drop dead
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just had a flu shot. It's good for you to know in case I start to sound autistic or suddenly drop dead
Just saw the new trailer for Avengers Doomsday. Here's what we know:
1) Dr. Doom is only 4 feet tall
2) At the end Doom says "Do we really need to show anything? This could be 3 hours of a blank screen and you assholes will still give us your money"
1) Dr. Doom is only 4 feet tall
2) At the end Doom says "Do we really need to show anything? This could be 3 hours of a blank screen and you assholes will still give us your money"
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just saw the new trailer for Avengers Doomsday. Here's what we know:
1) Dr. Doom is only 4 feet tall
2) At the end Doom says "Do we really need to show anything? This could be 3 hours of a blank screen and you assholes will still give us your money"
1) Dr. Doom is only 4 feet tall
2) At the end Doom says "Do we really need to show anything? This could be 3 hours of a blank screen and you assholes will still give us your money"
Quentin Tarantino, I’m sorry for every bad thing I ever said about you. I’ve always thought you are one of the finest filmmakers who ever lived. I’m saying this because I’m pretty sure you set the new lost chapter of Kill Bill in Fortnite just to piss me off
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Quentin Tarantino, I’m sorry for every bad thing I ever said about you. I’ve always thought you are one of the finest filmmakers who ever lived. I’m saying this because I’m pretty sure you set the new lost chapter of Kill Bill in Fortnite just to piss me off
I wish right now I was conservative because then I could say "Sure my insurance is going way up but at least trans people and immigrants are getting shit on and I can say r*tard again"
With no extension of enhanced tax credits, ACA enrollees are going to start the year with premium payments increasing by an average of 114%, or over $1,000 a year per person. Some will find a way to pay it, some have switched to higher deductibles, and some have dropped coverage.
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I wish right now I was conservative because then I could say "Sure my insurance is going way up but at least trans people and immigrants are getting shit on and I can say r*tard again"