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Michael Clear
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He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
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Trying to move to a place that requires an entrance interview. It went great and I felt great about that until I realized in movies if your entrance interview goes well and they seem thrilled to have you it means the place is cursed
"Trump did this because Biden is old" like that
Good news for those of you looking for new material for your Trump jokes
You think THEY like him? They want something from him. They’d leave him to die in the street if he was no longer useful
The diarrhea video is good news for Trump because they finally found a use for him endlessly shitting himself
Yeah he's so mean. He should use his power to conjure some friends
I have some things to say about the Antichrist
Not going into specifics but I've come into a great deal of money this past week. Also I now think the poor are lazy and the rich are overtaxed #YesKings #Trump2028
They laughed when I put all my money into inflatable frog costume futures BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
I haven’t the froggiest idea why…
Not going into specifics but I've come into a great deal of money this past week. Also I now think the poor are lazy and the rich are overtaxed #YesKings #Trump2028
Depends on what the movie cost. If a movie like Battle costs $40 million then 200 million is a huge profit. If it's like Tron and it costs $250 million and only makes $200 million...
One Battle After Another was labeled a flop during opening weekend to the delight of YouTubers who didn’t like its pro-immigration subplot. As for Tron Ares…the two drunk guys I saw coming out of a showing seemed to enjoy it. Maybe they’ll see another 100 million times www.forbes.com/sites/markhu...
One Battle After Another Eyes $200 Million Box Office, Tron: Ares Flops
Disney's attempt to revive the "Tron" franchise crashed and the franchise appears headed for moth balls. But "One Battle After Another" fights on in Warner's banner year.
www.forbes.com
This is an artistic recreation from the #NoKings protests today of a violent Antifa member punching a decorated war hero
Reposted by Michael Clear
Kudos to anyone who voted for America to get more gurgly old-man hot takes about teenager sperm count.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
I learned a long time ago not to believe anyone who talks about a group of people like they’re COBRA
As I love to tell people the most vocal and strident libertarian I know gets at least $3000 from the government every month
Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social looks like real life is ruining your best joke’s from when Peacemaker went to nazi world
Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor.

According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.
There's a huge political argument about about Israel and Joe Biden going on between other people in the comments of one of my posts and I want everyone to know that my comments sections are exactly the place to do something like that
Ordinary lift. We were both headed to the carpark. I told him I was a big fan and he thanked me. That was it
There were jokes about how Vance would defend the racism and now they turned out to be true
Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.
‘College Group Chat’: JD Vance Dismisses ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Young Republicans Leak to Attack Jay Jones
Liberals hit back at Vance's blunt dismissal of racist, antisemitic and misogynistic messages leaked from a Young Republicans group chat.
www.mediaite.com
And I misspelled Zohran again. Me doing that would have cost him the presidency if he were eligible
Unfortunately Zorhan wasn't born in America