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οὐκ οἶσθα, ἦν δ᾽ ἐγώ, ὅτι τό γε ὡς ἀληθῶς ψεῦδος, εἰ οἷόν τε τοῦτο εἰπεῖν, πάντες θεοί τε καὶ ἄνθρωποι μισοῦσιν; πῶς, ἔφη, λέγεις; οὕτως, ἦν δ᾽ ἐγώ, ὅτι τῷ κυριωτάτῳ που ἑαυτῶν ψεύδεσθαι καὶ περὶ τὰ κυριώτατα οὐδεὶς ἑκὼν ἐθέλει, ἀλλὰ πάντων μάλιστα φοβεῖται ἐκεῖ αὐτὸ κεκτῆσθαι.
a brown horse is running in a field with the words headlikeanorange written below it
ALT: a brown horse is running in a field with the words headlikeanorange written below it
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Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point.
wh-
no?? it's actually because he is a cartoon!
Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.
Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.
No, she’s right.
dude.
mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin
His name’s Kuririn.
this movie boring asf they should just start krillin everyboaty

[ she's watching Up. ]
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mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin
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What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond.
I’ll just wash your hair for you.
would it be so bad if i just didnt take care of my hair 4 today
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle.
What was that?
*mumble mumble* kiss my ass.....
Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.
Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.
[ > Roxy: Cackle at the top of your lungs while lightning strikes dramatically for effect. ]

[ > A celebratory cackle echoes through the halls of your house, making it obvious that whatever was going on in your lab had gone right. ]

its ALIVE!!!!!!
Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest.
LISTEN TO THIS GUY. HE THINKS HE IS REALLY "ABOUT THAT LIFE."
YOU ARE MY SON. I AM LIKE YOUR GODFATHER. EXCEPT SOMETHING MUCH LESS INSIPID AND TERRIBLE.
LIKE "LORDFATHER."
YEEEEEEEEEEEES. FROM NOW ON, I AM YOUR LORDFATHER.
Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.
Nobody asked. Go kill that guy, my son.
STRANGELY. IN THAT HE IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE SMALLER PURPLE TROLL. WHO IS A FARCE WIZARD. AND IS ACTUALLY RELATABLE.
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING HORRIBLE. THAT ISN'T ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED.
Just answer the question, Roxy.
Nah, man. That’s all you. Knock yourself out.
SOMEBODY KILL THAT FISH MAN. I DON'T WANT TO. BUT AGONY CAN BE SPARED IF IT DIES.
Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh.

Still all of them.
From experience? All of them.
All of them.
alright lets have a discussion

what muppets do you think you could take in a fight.
Why else would they be there?
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hey ur not watchin me through cameras right