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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 21

bunny suits, huh?

> You definitely are not thinking about an AMAZING JOKE right now.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 21

>>> tbh the only ship ill ever do here is a vriska terezi or another tfem jegbert m

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

that sounds like a reasonable waste of your time. i highly agree with your decision.

Jade. 🪴 @garden-gnosticism.bsky.social · Sep 18

id love to see egbert(s) in a hydraulic press this year

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

yeah, he puts the sword over his head and yells real loud.
i like the video more than the show, honestlly.

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 18

thats the blonde dude right

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

did you ever hear the one with he man where he cries?

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

i'm going as slimer again!

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

did you ever hear the one with he man where he cries?

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 18

hehehe

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

hey, i remember that song!

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

hey, i remember that song!

🍸 roxy. 🔞 @tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · Sep 18

give it a lick
it tastes just like raisins

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

oh, there she is.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

it's not that, i just literally can not see her??

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

..where is jade. i don't see her?

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

oh, ok.
i guess this huge squeaky toy will just have to be... thrown away.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

it was kind of a joke, anyways, haha.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

all right, sweet.
i wouldn't wanna be around here when you get all doggy mad.
trust me, i have dealt with that before.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 18

yeesh, what's up my ass?
i mean his ass.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 17

> EB: Pass out on Roxy's couch.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 17

yeah, but... he was also blowing up planets and universes and stuff! i feel like he should've had the upper hand.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 17

heh, thanks.

> EB: Hold out fist for bunp.

EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 16

well, yeah, obviously, but i managed to prank him pretty good.

i also landed a pretty gnarly hit on his head! i'm suprised he was more pissed off about the hat i put on him than the chunk of health i smacked off.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 16

y'know, how did none of us get the idea to just take the ring off the finger of jack noir?
i'm sure at least one of us could have done that back then!

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 16

eb it is, i guess.
nobody congratulate me on this. it is not really that serious.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

a girl i know.
she killed me through a prank one time but we got even eventually, so it's all cool.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

you know what, i actually had a pretty good idea from last night. maybe i should try out just going by "eb."
i will still accept john, though.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

i'm fine with anything as long as it's comfy for you.
i know you're some sort of grim mirror into an alternate time line, but at the end of the day you are still me.

John. @rxngwraith.bsky.social · Sep 13

i played around with different names for a while
which is an entire story in it's own right, but i think i understand where you are coming from.

i don't think i use that handle anymore, either.
i switched back to ghostyTrickster a while ago.

so, maybe you can be eb, and i'll be gt??

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

another name?
hm.
i dunno.
i've had it for so long, i feel like it'd be kind of weird to just change it on a whim. besides, i don't even have any ideas? like...
if you wanna call me by my chum handle, be my guest. i've gone by eb before.

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EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Sep 13

> John: Become mildly inconvenienced by snoozing Roxy.

> Your head tilts over a bit, but you keep your stance.

what do you mean by a fourth thing?