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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That’s why I scroll on company time.
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Bari Weiss is innovating entire new dimensions of failure. She's failing in ways hitherto unconceived of. A pioneer of failology. A faileontologist. Whole career is a Fail Mary. She's beyond the fail. The Daily Fail. She's on the quest for the Holy Fail. Making tomato and Fail Salad.
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Not just hearing my dad say “cosplay” but he said it like “ cose-play”
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Working on my hot chocolate game
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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カラフルケーキ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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takoyaki
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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the little "mrrrrph" sound cats make when they jump from a high place reskeet if u agree
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yeah.
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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ナイローニ氏の朝

朝にはちょっと弱い
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Treated myself to a fucked up sonic the hedgehog popsicle
December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
#tolkien #Bilbo #LOTR
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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The bleak winter 🦌
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Now that’s a tough episode to see on after the news
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Very temping thrift store find
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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That white grunt really said ‘shut your mouth’!! 🌶️🌶️🌶️ #whitegrunt #mouthfight #gruntfight #spicy #fishfight #chomp #thatsafirst #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Oh my. All the Christmas kittens
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Day 51 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets #ElectricMayhem
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM