MJ
@melaniejane.bsky.social
Introvert. Likes dogs a lot, less keen on humans but willing to make exceptions. Located sort of west of London.
Not great at joining in.
Not great at joining in.
Why do purveyors of tumble dryers think I want to be able to connect it to my phone? Damp washing goes in, I press go and come back when it’s finished. Doesn’t need the internet. Shopping for a new dryer is unexpectedly infuriating.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why do purveyors of tumble dryers think I want to be able to connect it to my phone? Damp washing goes in, I press go and come back when it’s finished. Doesn’t need the internet. Shopping for a new dryer is unexpectedly infuriating.
This has become one of my favourite bits of Christmas in the past few years thank you Moose ♥️
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This has become one of my favourite bits of Christmas in the past few years thank you Moose ♥️
I know Pillion is rated 18, but surely some screenings could be earlier than 11pm.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I know Pillion is rated 18, but surely some screenings could be earlier than 11pm.
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
What a Christmas present. Why does tkmaxx have so many weird boxsets like this?
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What a Christmas present. Why does tkmaxx have so many weird boxsets like this?
Can’t wait to not hear that guy say revenoo every other podcast ad.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Can’t wait to not hear that guy say revenoo every other podcast ad.
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Good evening! This week's theme is South London.
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Good evening! This week's theme is South London.
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
Sooo many houses with Christmas lights up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sooo many houses with Christmas lights up.
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Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
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Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
April 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
My new migraine medicine has been unexpectedly quite effective. Although it has made the teeth grinding jaw pain a lot more noticeable. Can’t have it all I guess.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My new migraine medicine has been unexpectedly quite effective. Although it has made the teeth grinding jaw pain a lot more noticeable. Can’t have it all I guess.
I’m being subjected to Talk radio, spewing utter bollocks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m being subjected to Talk radio, spewing utter bollocks.
Well, I’ve just spent 20 minutes filling in an online form in hopes of getting an appointment with my GP, so that’s great.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well, I’ve just spent 20 minutes filling in an online form in hopes of getting an appointment with my GP, so that’s great.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
Big meeting day at work. I should escape most of the horror but suspect it’s going to be grim for some of the team.
Can’t foresee this helping the teeth grinding though.
Can’t foresee this helping the teeth grinding though.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Big meeting day at work. I should escape most of the horror but suspect it’s going to be grim for some of the team.
Can’t foresee this helping the teeth grinding though.
Can’t foresee this helping the teeth grinding though.
Now let’s see if the calming sounds CBeebies Radio can lull me to sleep.
Might go with Spaceship sounds over Car Journey tonight.
Might go with Spaceship sounds over Car Journey tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now let’s see if the calming sounds CBeebies Radio can lull me to sleep.
Might go with Spaceship sounds over Car Journey tonight.
Might go with Spaceship sounds over Car Journey tonight.
Nope, 4 day weekends do not magically cure burnout. Not that I expected it to, but you know, thought it might help a bit.
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Nope, 4 day weekends do not magically cure burnout. Not that I expected it to, but you know, thought it might help a bit.
I tell you what’s not a great soundtrack for seasonal affective disorder and general burnout, medieval music. Or maybe it’s just not a great choice for this evening. I am all at sea.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I tell you what’s not a great soundtrack for seasonal affective disorder and general burnout, medieval music. Or maybe it’s just not a great choice for this evening. I am all at sea.
Just occasionally my subconscious actually delivers a weird but wonderful dream. Or maybe I just slept a little longer than usual.
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just occasionally my subconscious actually delivers a weird but wonderful dream. Or maybe I just slept a little longer than usual.
Wordle 1,609 2/6
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Possibly all I’ve accomplished today.
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Possibly all I’ve accomplished today.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wordle 1,609 2/6
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Possibly all I’ve accomplished today.
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Possibly all I’ve accomplished today.
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Back in 2021, my dog unearthed some buried 'treasure' trapped between rocks. Followers here identified it as a windsurf fin, even naming the Australian designer. The next day, we had an email from the designer himself, Graeme Attey. A piece of windsurfing memorabilia from the 1980s.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Back in 2021, my dog unearthed some buried 'treasure' trapped between rocks. Followers here identified it as a windsurf fin, even naming the Australian designer. The next day, we had an email from the designer himself, Graeme Attey. A piece of windsurfing memorabilia from the 1980s.
November is turning out to be very expensive. Damn you stupid middle aged eyesight and the necessity of varifocals. Grrrr.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November is turning out to be very expensive. Damn you stupid middle aged eyesight and the necessity of varifocals. Grrrr.
When you forget you pre-ordered something lovely and it turns up at the start of your long weekend ♥️
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you forget you pre-ordered something lovely and it turns up at the start of your long weekend ♥️
@johnhiggs.bsky.social
@johnhiggs.bsky.social