Jurassic Parkour
@megfenway.bsky.social
Celtics. Gamecocks. Red Sox. Toronto politics.
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there’s no reforming this abolish prisons
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
there’s no reforming this abolish prisons
Can't see anyone for the next two weeks. I mean I can hang out but my glasses are getting fixed so I legit can't see you.🥴
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can't see anyone for the next two weeks. I mean I can hang out but my glasses are getting fixed so I legit can't see you.🥴
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Community isn’t something you show up to consume. It requires you to contribute, collaborate, and commit-create.
If you want community, you have to be community.
#craftivism
If you want community, you have to be community.
#craftivism
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Community isn’t something you show up to consume. It requires you to contribute, collaborate, and commit-create.
If you want community, you have to be community.
#craftivism
If you want community, you have to be community.
#craftivism
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On Wednesday, Israel killed 33 Palestinians, including 12 children, in its latest violations of the Gaza ceasefire. Read more here: mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
On Wednesday, Israel killed 33 Palestinians, including 12 children, in its latest violations of the Gaza ceasefire. Read more here: mondoweiss.net/2025/11/isra...
It's kinda funny to think that the thing we all want to happen is probs gonna happen before the Eglinton LRT is finished
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's kinda funny to think that the thing we all want to happen is probs gonna happen before the Eglinton LRT is finished
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Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways
IOC edges closer to ban on transgender women in female Olympic events
IOC edges closer to ban on transgender women in female Olympic events
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Sources expect ban within next six to 12 months
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IOC president wants to protect the female category
The International Olympic Committee is edging closer towards implementing a ban on transgender women competing in the female category in time for the Los Angeles Olympics.
Multiple sources expect such a ban to come into effect over the next six to 12 months with the new IOC president, Kirsty Coventry, making clear she wants to drive through her campaign pledge to protect the female category. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways
Gonna need the cishets to tighten it the fuck up. Y'all are a lil too loosey goosey with the gay jokes around Trump possibly blowing Clinton. Fix it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Gonna need the cishets to tighten it the fuck up. Y'all are a lil too loosey goosey with the gay jokes around Trump possibly blowing Clinton. Fix it.
People talk a lot about struggling with imposter syndrome and I just want to say...as a short haired lesbian with an affinity for flannel/fleece button ups and an immaculate boot collection who cannot set up a tent or identify power tools ... I get it. Something something stolen valour.
a cat is standing next to a stuffed tiger on a chair .
ALT: a cat is standing next to a stuffed tiger on a chair .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
People talk a lot about struggling with imposter syndrome and I just want to say...as a short haired lesbian with an affinity for flannel/fleece button ups and an immaculate boot collection who cannot set up a tent or identify power tools ... I get it. Something something stolen valour.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sandstorm....give me strength.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sandstorm....give me strength.
It's fine. I'm fine. Everyone please respect my privacy at this time.
a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's fine. I'm fine. Everyone please respect my privacy at this time.
You ever accidentally blow up 4 massive spreadsheets so badly that all you can do is call your bestie to laugh and cry cause they're the only one who will get it? No? Me neither.
Welp. Let's rebuild.
Welp. Let's rebuild.
a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open
Alt: Pedro Pascal laughing maniacally before starting to cry
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You ever accidentally blow up 4 massive spreadsheets so badly that all you can do is call your bestie to laugh and cry cause they're the only one who will get it? No? Me neither.
Welp. Let's rebuild.
Welp. Let's rebuild.
I hope my downstairs neighbors are appreciating my Blink-182 performance while I cook dinner because Xander is most certainly not.
a man is playing a bass guitar on stage with a rainbow flag in the background
Alt: a man is playing a bass guitar on stage with a rainbow flag in the background
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I hope my downstairs neighbors are appreciating my Blink-182 performance while I cook dinner because Xander is most certainly not.
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
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I’m Jewish. I lived in New York for a decade. I am very, very concerned about antisemitism.
I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists.
I know where my allegiance lies.
I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists.
I know where my allegiance lies.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m Jewish. I lived in New York for a decade. I am very, very concerned about antisemitism.
I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists.
I know where my allegiance lies.
I have no doubt that Zohran Mamdani would fight to protect my life and my rights. I have no doubt the ADL has entirely failed to protect me and my family from fascists.
I know where my allegiance lies.
NUCLEAR NUT NOVEMBER AS MAMDANI WINS NYC
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
NUCLEAR NUT NOVEMBER AS MAMDANI WINS NYC
Literally every girl's vibrator has done more good for the world than Dick Cheney ever could...so.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Literally every girl's vibrator has done more good for the world than Dick Cheney ever could...so.
Do you think Dick has told Charlie that his wife is already boning the couch fucker?
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Do you think Dick has told Charlie that his wife is already boning the couch fucker?
Do you think Dick Cheney is trying to waterboard the devil right now?
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Do you think Dick Cheney is trying to waterboard the devil right now?
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Are we really doing "poor trapped Usha Vance" content like people tried with Melania Trump? These wives are all on board the project. Let's not pretend.
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Are we really doing "poor trapped Usha Vance" content like people tried with Melania Trump? These wives are all on board the project. Let's not pretend.
When Kesha says "choke on my name while you suck on my dick" I feel it in my spirit.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When Kesha says "choke on my name while you suck on my dick" I feel it in my spirit.
Bloop. Jays could win the World Series at home..on Friday night...on Halloween. Lord, keep Drake the fuck away from the Dome so my friends can be happy.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bloop. Jays could win the World Series at home..on Friday night...on Halloween. Lord, keep Drake the fuck away from the Dome so my friends can be happy.
The hets are always allies until you need an empty bottle of Jack Daniels for your Kesha Halloween costume and none of the girls wanna ask their boyfriend for the bottle he uses as home decor 🙄
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The hets are always allies until you need an empty bottle of Jack Daniels for your Kesha Halloween costume and none of the girls wanna ask their boyfriend for the bottle he uses as home decor 🙄
Bitching about how ass Sportsnet is feels like a universal Canadian sports fan experience. Trash!
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bitching about how ass Sportsnet is feels like a universal Canadian sports fan experience. Trash!
#BlueJays fans, be team players and do me a quick solid by just logging outta Sportsnet for the next 10 mins so I can watch the rest of this Celtics game without it glitching every five seconds. Then we can all watch baseball. 🥺
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#BlueJays fans, be team players and do me a quick solid by just logging outta Sportsnet for the next 10 mins so I can watch the rest of this Celtics game without it glitching every five seconds. Then we can all watch baseball. 🥺