𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
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[ It's exciting, it's clumsy, it's everything you could have dared dream of — & hadn't you? You put that thought aside, undivided focus on the human.
Bold in the way you push yourself against him, a tooth just barely grazing lower lip amidst their long overdue liplock. ]
Bold in the way you push yourself against him, a tooth just barely grazing lower lip amidst their long overdue liplock. ]
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@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 13
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 13
[ A sound escapes you, muffled by his mouth atop your own, and you refuse to ruin this — any of this, being so very mindful of your teeth. For the love of god, mind your teeth. ]
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
I'M GOINE STONE YOUR PELT IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAVE
oh but when i say this i get pelted with stones
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES?
[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]
[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]
...
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Definitely both. Deeply sick planet, Alternia was.
Yeahhh.. gotta be careful who you ask for some bugs man. There are some real freaks out there.
Yeahhh.. gotta be careful who you ask for some bugs man. There are some real freaks out there.
.....
im not sure if i should be fucking impressed or appalled or a mix of both
i take back what i said about eating bugs
kind of
okay well context matters
im not sure if i should be fucking impressed or appalled or a mix of both
i take back what i said about eating bugs
kind of
okay well context matters
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
DID YOU JUST DROP THAT CLICHE CATCHPHRASE FOR THAT SHITTY EARTH CANDY?
[You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]
[You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]
im hear to talk about eating bugs not eating bulges gosh man
[ You sigh dramatically for extra emphasis.]
okay i get it youre not you when youre hungry
[ You sigh dramatically for extra emphasis.]
okay i get it youre not you when youre hungry
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
> Karkat: KISS. THAT. BOY.
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
TELL THE OTHER KARKATS TO COME BACK MY BACK IS HURTING FROM CARRYING ALL THIS 𝗩𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗦
[Satire.]
[Give me a second I have to make DRAFTS AHHAHA]
[Satire.]
[Give me a second I have to make DRAFTS AHHAHA]
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@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 6
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 4
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 4
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 4
oh god no please
we're morphing
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 4
can i stop being white now its only a matter of time until im blonde
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 4
𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
· Sep 4