mayonnaise
@mayonnaizze.bsky.social
24, GNC/nonbinary/genderfluid, amateur NSFW artist and computer hobbyist, plus lowkey leftist activist (randomly and rabidly horny on main, minors DNI. also if you dont like politics, it'd be best not to follow.)
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they're talking about woolies rule 34dle and specifically pokemon and one of the funniest things woolie said during that was that only gen 1 pokemon would have lots of rule34
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
they're talking about woolies rule 34dle and specifically pokemon and one of the funniest things woolie said during that was that only gen 1 pokemon would have lots of rule34
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The best part of being nonbinary is that regardless of who finds you hot, they're gay. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The best part of being nonbinary is that regardless of who finds you hot, they're gay. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Drone servicing~
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Drone servicing~
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
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Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver
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"So, now that Christmas time is here, Naughty and Nice are checking to see if you're good or not.
So answer honestly!"
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STAR-REQUEST for @oppaininja.bsky.social ❤️🔥💗
So answer honestly!"
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STAR-REQUEST for @oppaininja.bsky.social ❤️🔥💗
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"So, now that Christmas time is here, Naughty and Nice are checking to see if you're good or not.
So answer honestly!"
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STAR-REQUEST for @oppaininja.bsky.social ❤️🔥💗
So answer honestly!"
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STAR-REQUEST for @oppaininja.bsky.social ❤️🔥💗
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Intermarché is well known for their tear jerking Christmas adverts. This year, they went furry.
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Intermarché is well known for their tear jerking Christmas adverts. This year, they went furry.
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PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS
i'm currently at $3655/$9000. payment for my surgery is due in 6 weeks, and i've barely gotten any help lately. *please* donate if you can, and please RT this either way, i desperately need the help.
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #gofundme #transcrowdfund #trans #surgery
i'm currently at $3655/$9000. payment for my surgery is due in 6 weeks, and i've barely gotten any help lately. *please* donate if you can, and please RT this either way, i desperately need the help.
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #gofundme #transcrowdfund #trans #surgery
hey! i'm currently trying to get gender-affirming breast aug surgery, and i need a fair bit of help to get there. please help me out and donate or share this!
#trans #transcrowdfund #gofundme
gofund.me/ccdc2c783
#trans #transcrowdfund #gofundme
gofund.me/ccdc2c783
Donate to Help Lyra Sky Get Gender-Affirming Surgery, organized by Lyra Sky
Hi, I'm Lyra Sky. I'm a trans woman from New Jersey currently suffering from gende… Lyra Sky needs your support for Help Lyra Sky Get Gender-Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS
i'm currently at $3655/$9000. payment for my surgery is due in 6 weeks, and i've barely gotten any help lately. *please* donate if you can, and please RT this either way, i desperately need the help.
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #gofundme #transcrowdfund #trans #surgery
i'm currently at $3655/$9000. payment for my surgery is due in 6 weeks, and i've barely gotten any help lately. *please* donate if you can, and please RT this either way, i desperately need the help.
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid #gofundme #transcrowdfund #trans #surgery
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The destruction of the White House’s East Wing was reportedly brought about by an unexpected source: Donkey Kong Bananza.
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December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The destruction of the White House’s East Wing was reportedly brought about by an unexpected source: Donkey Kong Bananza.
paletteswap.site/dif...
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A brand new perfect holiday gift has arrived: the Homestar/TMBG collabo shirt at TMBGshop. It's dot com!
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A brand new perfect holiday gift has arrived: the Homestar/TMBG collabo shirt at TMBGshop. It's dot com!
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising
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When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point
nah dawg this is petty as shit
these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering
wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering
wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
This.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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Toriel blocks the way!
*FIGHT
*ACT
*ITEM
*????
*FIGHT
*ACT
*ITEM
*????
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Toriel blocks the way!
*FIGHT
*ACT
*ITEM
*????
*FIGHT
*ACT
*ITEM
*????
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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where's the new guy?
August 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
where's the new guy?
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People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
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a great mindset
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
a great mindset