Yolk & Oil
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Middle aged single parent of two cats and one husband.
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Yolk & Oil
@mayonnaisehands.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I had a nightmare that I was drinking a Diet Coke
Not wearing a shirt or a tank top under a sweatshirt feels illegal
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not wearing a shirt or a tank top under a sweatshirt feels illegal
This food is so good it has me critically thinking about the spice trade
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This food is so good it has me critically thinking about the spice trade
THIS SUPREME COURT IS SO WEIRD
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THIS SUPREME COURT IS SO WEIRD
We are a no shoes household and sometimes socks are a fucking prison
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We are a no shoes household and sometimes socks are a fucking prison
I had two toasted slices of my sourdough for dinner and then washed my face for like 10 minutes.
Sometimes things are good.
Sometimes things are good.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I had two toasted slices of my sourdough for dinner and then washed my face for like 10 minutes.
Sometimes things are good.
Sometimes things are good.
November 16, 2025 - this year's first Mariah Carey
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
November 16, 2025 - this year's first Mariah Carey
What's crazy is Trump doesn't drink or do drugs. He's doing a sax solo on Clinton off a diet coke and lime
- Danny Goodwin
- Danny Goodwin
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What's crazy is Trump doesn't drink or do drugs. He's doing a sax solo on Clinton off a diet coke and lime
- Danny Goodwin
- Danny Goodwin
You mean to tell me that Ptarmigan starts with a P?
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You mean to tell me that Ptarmigan starts with a P?
"The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor."
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor."
Being reluctantly loved
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Being reluctantly loved
If you'd only ever seen Benicio del Toro in Excess Baggage and then watched One Battle After Another I bet you'd be confused
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you'd only ever seen Benicio del Toro in Excess Baggage and then watched One Battle After Another I bet you'd be confused
Two Time Loser Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Two Time Loser Cuomo
February 11. Never forget
He’s shooting his friend in the face in the sky now
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
February 11. Never forget
Fuck Dick Cheney. Rot in hell.
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fuck Dick Cheney. Rot in hell.
This little man kills me
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This little man kills me
I desperately wanted to ask my dentist if he dreams (has nightmares) of disembodied mouths and or teeth but I figured it was inappropriate
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I desperately wanted to ask my dentist if he dreams (has nightmares) of disembodied mouths and or teeth but I figured it was inappropriate
Robin Hood confirmed that I was A. attracted to a cartoon and B. not a furry
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Robin Hood confirmed that I was A. attracted to a cartoon and B. not a furry
A short, sentimental list about Key Chains by mayonnaise hands
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A short, sentimental list about Key Chains by mayonnaise hands
If you don't think Afghan Hounds look like Judith Light we can't be friends
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you don't think Afghan Hounds look like Judith Light we can't be friends
Did anyone ever realize that Ash Ketchum's last name foretold his future? He had to Catch 'Em all. Get it? Katchum. Catch 'em.
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Did anyone ever realize that Ash Ketchum's last name foretold his future? He had to Catch 'Em all. Get it? Katchum. Catch 'em.
Are people really out here raw-dogging YouTube?
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Are people really out here raw-dogging YouTube?
Turning off uBlock Origin and refreshing a YouTube page is fucking frightening.
October 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Turning off uBlock Origin and refreshing a YouTube page is fucking frightening.
Points to Angela Lansbury on the TV: Is she still alive in real life?
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Points to Angela Lansbury on the TV: Is she still alive in real life?
While it's sad she died, it was pretty funny that Diane Keaton's wiki page cited that she died in the Los Angeles fires. Riffraff will riffraff until the cops show up.
October 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
While it's sad she died, it was pretty funny that Diane Keaton's wiki page cited that she died in the Los Angeles fires. Riffraff will riffraff until the cops show up.