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Steakhouse Daughter
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*Huey, Dewey and Louie voice* Bingo Bango and Bongo
Adding anime sword girl to my resume
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If there's one thing I'm gonna be it is slow👍 Intentional 🦥 and Methodical 🧘
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don't think you do your due diligence
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cold is not only a state of mind but it is also a state of being
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Worms can eat charcuterie
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I love playing with people's lives
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Nice wanting. Is it for nothing?
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Getting visibly struck with something so pretty you start stuttering

"W-w-wh-who's a p-p-pre-prett-pretty b-b-b-boy"
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*gruff, wizened, sagely voice* I offer you an impossible choice, traveler. Your electronic game boy advance with link cable to play Kirby with your friends, or clean, potable drinking water. Choose wisely
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don't think I eat enough corn dogs
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's once again important to recognize that life and by extension the holiday of Thanksgiving is actually totally meaningless
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Little known fact these guys actually fuck heavily with Jane Remover
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just a maladjusted freak of nature
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've got two words for you. And those words are "Collective" and "Consciousness"

How does that sound to you?
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'll do something just to get a rise out of people
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Feeling infinite watching kpop videos
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Haha goes on an magical adventure together with you
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I think I understand the intricacies and special details of life better than your average guy
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Treading where I ought not to trod And entering a den of evil later. Lmk if you want anything
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Steakhouse Daughter
comporting myself like nobody's business
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Maitre d waiter voice "And our specials this evening are the tiny little plastic things on the ends of the hoodie tassels"

Little orange kitten being waited on starts soyfacing and calling their friends
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
*As if talking to a scary dog* Good pussy
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM