Matt
@mattymax.bsky.social
Husband & puppy daddy. NHS Specialist Nurse. Grumpy Spice. Genuine Lord of Wansley Manor. Titanic nerd. LLAP 🖖🏻. He/Him/His 🏳️🌈.
https://linktr.ee/mattymax
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Matt
@mattymax.bsky.social
· Nov 8
I don’t think Bluesky has seen my lanyard badge collection. Sorry for those of you who have already seen them on other socials!
If you want to get to know me, look at my lanyard 😅
If you want to get to know me, look at my lanyard 😅
JUSTICE FOR AIRIAM! 😭
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November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
JUSTICE FOR AIRIAM! 😭
Come join my island! Stay awhile, say hi!
Dodo code: 040CL
#ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossing
Dodo code: 040CL
#ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossing
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November 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Come join my island! Stay awhile, say hi!
Dodo code: 040CL
#ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossing
Dodo code: 040CL
#ACNH #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossing
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re setting off fireworks, it is not 5th November and/or it’s after 9pm, everyone around you thinks you’re a cunt.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re setting off fireworks, it is not 5th November and/or it’s after 9pm, everyone around you thinks you’re a cunt.
Got disconnected:
92WBM
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I’m on ACNH if anyone wants to come visit my island. Getting it all spruced up ready for the 3.0 update in January!
Dodo Code: 99M64
Dodo Code: 99M64
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Got disconnected:
92WBM
92WBM
I’m on ACNH if anyone wants to come visit my island. Getting it all spruced up ready for the 3.0 update in January!
Dodo Code: 99M64
Dodo Code: 99M64
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’m on ACNH if anyone wants to come visit my island. Getting it all spruced up ready for the 3.0 update in January!
Dodo Code: 99M64
Dodo Code: 99M64
I hope it’s good!
‘GREMLINS 3’ will release on November 19, 2027 in theaters.
Chris Columbus will return to direct.
Chris Columbus will return to direct.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I hope it’s good!
Debra Messing just destroyed Will & Grace for me, which makes me incredibly sad because this was one of my go-to comfort shows.
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Debra Messing just destroyed Will & Grace for me, which makes me incredibly sad because this was one of my go-to comfort shows.
Please come
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
If anyone is still playing ACNH, my island is open, Dodo Code 4W4KG.
Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!
Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!
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November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Please come
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
If anyone is still playing ACNH, my island is open, Dodo Code 4W4KG.
Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!
Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!
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November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If anyone is still playing ACNH, my island is open, Dodo Code 4W4KG.
Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!
Come visit! Being a Simple Panel to exhange please!
ICYM me, which is unlikely since I am a fleeting post in your doomscroll now and again, I am awaiting a scan to find out if I need surgery to use my left arm normally again. This may be career threatening because I need to be able to utilise my arm to perform procedures, so it’s pretty shit.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
ICYM me, which is unlikely since I am a fleeting post in your doomscroll now and again, I am awaiting a scan to find out if I need surgery to use my left arm normally again. This may be career threatening because I need to be able to utilise my arm to perform procedures, so it’s pretty shit.
If only the actual gameplay for these mobile Star Trek games were as good as the advert!
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If only the actual gameplay for these mobile Star Trek games were as good as the advert!
It’s funny but when Channel 5 launched in its youthful and aspiring fanfare with the Spice Girls in the 90s there was no indication its schedule would eventually become packed with talking head documentaries about the royal family every weekend.
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s funny but when Channel 5 launched in its youthful and aspiring fanfare with the Spice Girls in the 90s there was no indication its schedule would eventually become packed with talking head documentaries about the royal family every weekend.
My husband and I want to adopt Sam Tutty and protect him at all costs! #twostrangers
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My husband and I want to adopt Sam Tutty and protect him at all costs! #twostrangers
NO! Don’t release a new episode of your podcast only for it turn out to be rerun of Dad Wrote a Porno from the beginning and call it “Remastered”. 😤
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NO! Don’t release a new episode of your podcast only for it turn out to be rerun of Dad Wrote a Porno from the beginning and call it “Remastered”. 😤
And yet there are still LGBTQ+ people who will go and watch it to give the billionaire author more money to lobby to remove their own rights, one by one.
Milking the franchise for every last drop of blood..
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And yet there are still LGBTQ+ people who will go and watch it to give the billionaire author more money to lobby to remove their own rights, one by one.
So I just realised I have gone from “I’m not doing any more learning, education or training for at least the next 5 years, it’s all I’ve done for the last six years,” to “oh look, I have three whole different training courses running concurrently for the next few months.”
October 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
So I just realised I have gone from “I’m not doing any more learning, education or training for at least the next 5 years, it’s all I’ve done for the last six years,” to “oh look, I have three whole different training courses running concurrently for the next few months.”
“Drive very slowly past St Peter’s Gate, I want him to see my hat!”
RIP Dame Patricia.
RIP Dame Patricia.
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October 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
“Drive very slowly past St Peter’s Gate, I want him to see my hat!”
RIP Dame Patricia.
RIP Dame Patricia.
My husband lost his Nannie today. I would do anything to spare him the pain I have felt having lost my own Nana at Christmas.
Nannie was such a lovely person. She let me call her Nannie and accepted me into her family before she even knew who I was to her grandson 💔
Nannie was such a lovely person. She let me call her Nannie and accepted me into her family before she even knew who I was to her grandson 💔
October 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My husband lost his Nannie today. I would do anything to spare him the pain I have felt having lost my own Nana at Christmas.
Nannie was such a lovely person. She let me call her Nannie and accepted me into her family before she even knew who I was to her grandson 💔
Nannie was such a lovely person. She let me call her Nannie and accepted me into her family before she even knew who I was to her grandson 💔
Eew. Chesney Hawkes is a Tory?
October 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Eew. Chesney Hawkes is a Tory?
I have decided that I will be voting Green at any and all elections henceforth.
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have decided that I will be voting Green at any and all elections henceforth.
May I ask where the patriots are now that their upside down, Chinese made flags are shredded in the breeze and sliding down the lampposts?
Why aren’t they out repairing and maintaining our beloved flags every night?
It’s almost as if they aren’t patriots and it was all just performative racism!
Why aren’t they out repairing and maintaining our beloved flags every night?
It’s almost as if they aren’t patriots and it was all just performative racism!
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
May I ask where the patriots are now that their upside down, Chinese made flags are shredded in the breeze and sliding down the lampposts?
Why aren’t they out repairing and maintaining our beloved flags every night?
It’s almost as if they aren’t patriots and it was all just performative racism!
Why aren’t they out repairing and maintaining our beloved flags every night?
It’s almost as if they aren’t patriots and it was all just performative racism!
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
People used to die regularly from fever. Not an infection, but their body’s own defence to it. Temperature so high it stopped their organs from functioning. Simple, safe and effective, paracetemol is the one of the most widely studied and scrutinised medicine in history and keeps that from happening
a quick note about tylenol. I almost died of meningitis at the hospital, and one of the things that helped keep my fever from killing me was tylenol. fuck the current government lies
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September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
People used to die regularly from fever. Not an infection, but their body’s own defence to it. Temperature so high it stopped their organs from functioning. Simple, safe and effective, paracetemol is the one of the most widely studied and scrutinised medicine in history and keeps that from happening
I’d very much welcome book recommendations that are not fantasy or romantasy please? BookTok doesn’t know anything but these genres it seems…
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’d very much welcome book recommendations that are not fantasy or romantasy please? BookTok doesn’t know anything but these genres it seems…
So does this mean N-acetylcisteine will reverse my autism?
Fucking lunatics are running the asylum!
Fucking lunatics are running the asylum!
September 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So does this mean N-acetylcisteine will reverse my autism?
Fucking lunatics are running the asylum!
Fucking lunatics are running the asylum!