Matt 🍓
@mattwho.bsky.social
New York nobody, but down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?)
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
Gay | Lefty | Terrible
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ChatGPT is SO bad at puns.
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
ChatGPT is SO bad at puns.
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CATO INSTITUTE:
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
CATO INSTITUTE:
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡
www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...
What a rotted garbage pit Linked In is.
December 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
What a rotted garbage pit Linked In is.
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Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
Do ICE let you back in the country if your camera roll is 20% Luigi glamour shots?
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Do ICE let you back in the country if your camera roll is 20% Luigi glamour shots?
Those going hard (and often wrong) on things being ‘Kafkaesque’ a few years ago about everything; this is a real example.
They are disappearing people. Listen to this. Nightmare. (And the longer they stay the more money core civic makes)
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Those going hard (and often wrong) on things being ‘Kafkaesque’ a few years ago about everything; this is a real example.
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
How much for heated rear seats?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How much for heated rear seats?
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If there is ONE THING every gay person knows; being apolitical is the same as oppression/regression. This app is trash, and so is its CEO.
Grindr CEO Says App Will Be “AI-First” and “Not in the Business of Politics”
In an interview, CEO George Arison claimed artificial intelligence can help solve “difficult” gay dating problems.
www.them.us
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If there is ONE THING every gay person knows; being apolitical is the same as oppression/regression. This app is trash, and so is its CEO.
Who is Prada for, and how do I avoid them?
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Who is Prada for, and how do I avoid them?
Are you allowed to be sarcastic under oath?
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Are you allowed to be sarcastic under oath?
“If the guy is fit // you must acquit”
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“If the guy is fit // you must acquit”
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Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.
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BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
At the airport about to fly home. Tbh; would be down to get a workout in.
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
At the airport about to fly home. Tbh; would be down to get a workout in.
Erm. What happened to the ‘top 30 in the last hour’ feed!?
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Erm. What happened to the ‘top 30 in the last hour’ feed!?
It’s been a year. And all indicators show it’s getting worse. Unemployment, inflation, consumer sentiment, job growth, consumer price index.
Vance: Of course you're still struggling to get by. Rome was not built in a day
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s been a year. And all indicators show it’s getting worse. Unemployment, inflation, consumer sentiment, job growth, consumer price index.
An NYC space-saving innovation; half a tree.
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
An NYC space-saving innovation; half a tree.
Woke up feeling fat and ugly. Send death.
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Woke up feeling fat and ugly. Send death.
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so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.