Matt Stormcrow 🔜 PAX U
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Geek polymath. TTRPG and Vampire the Masquerade enthusiast. Creative Partner at Jackalope Live Action Studios. Voice of Usher on Port Saga. Angel to some, demon to others. https://linktr.ee/MattStormcrow He/Him. Love is Love. 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦
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How do you create a city setting for Vampire the Masquerade and the World of Darkness? I'm sharing my thoughts in my third-ever longform video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0dk...

#vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness @worldofdarkness.bsky.social
How to Create a City for Vampire the Masquerade and The World of Darkness
YouTube video by Matt Stormcrow
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Doing some Twitch streaming of Dead as Disco for some rhythm based ass-kicking. twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
Toto's Africa has one of the worst metaphors in the history of song writing.

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

'This mountain rises like other mountain'

That was the best comparison you could think of?
The Shedim existed to remind the game exactly how awful the demons actually are.
The one game I will cheat on the World of Darkness for is In Nomine. Every time.
Man with one microphone labeled "In Nomine". Women with dozens of microphones labeled "Demon the Fallen".
"You use a lot of pretentious language." No, I just spent my childhood learning how books talked instead of how people did.
"Nobody gets to force their fun to be more important than everyone else's."
- Matt's Golden Rule of Game Mastering
I'd really like parts of my life to stop being polluted and irradiated by stupid smug and shitty Temu Lex Luthors.
"No god feels for humanity more than Hades. For he knows every man at his weakest, his most alone, his most vulnerable. He alone knows the final price for living in the world that the gods have made, and he knows our pain like no other."
painting of Hades and Cerberus
Want to talk about World of Darkness or just TTRPGs in general? I'm going live with Storyteller Office Hours! twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
If you take a break while streaming this game, you are legally required to say "And now, the Weather..."
Welcome to Night Vale RPG
Join us for the last episode of the Mage: Identity Crisis miniseries over on MagiRPG tonight at 8PM EST. www.twitch.tv/magirpg
BROKE PRINCE: "Your transgressions force me to invoke my right of destruction."
WOKE PRINCE: "Looks like you made a fucky wucky! Time to go in the forever box! UwU"
The penultimate episode of Mage: Identity Crisis is tonight on Folk And Myth at 8PM EST! Join us for episode 3 out of 4 of this Mage the Ascension mini-chronicle with this awesome cast. www.twitch.tv/folkandmyth
Mage Identity Crisis, Sept 4, 11, 25 & Oct 2
Reposted by Matt Stormcrow 🔜 PAX U
Today, we bring you a new glimpse into The Clan of the Hunt. Meet the Banu Haqim characters of Seattle and see Phyre's judgment in action.

youtu.be/eYlYzXLN0XU
https://youtu.be/eYlYzXLN0XU"
Describe your gamemastering style with three fictional characters -
Jareth the Goblin King Patrick Bateman from American Psycho Han Solo
Step One: Clean empty Sriracha bottle thoroughly.
Step Two: Fill with V8.
Step Three: Chug it in public.
Sriracha Bottle
We're live with TTRPG and World of Darkness chatting on Storytelling Office Hours! twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
Matt Stormcrow at his desk
White left-leaning straight people in this country are pretty shaken by the realization that a large segment of the population thinks all their problems would be solved by violently purging them from existence.

For everyone else, I think it's called Thursday.
Reposted by Matt Stormcrow 🔜 PAX U
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship
"See Dr. Yueh kill his own Duke!"
"WHAT?"
"With a Lawnchair!"
"BUT I LOVE DUKE LETO!"