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@mattpresents.bsky.social
This is where I joke around. Twitter is where I scream into the void.
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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It's only a movie!
youtu.be/B7uuC7NjN24?...
"Good work, team," I say to no one but me and the woman who lives inside my head after smoking a blunt at 10 AM on a Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I always thought the line was "You're the king of sinful thoughts," but it sounded a lot like he pronounced an S instead of a th and it turns out the Grinch is an alcoholic.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Christmas isn't about the presents. It's about Wahoo Dorris or whatever those Whos were saying.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In Zootopia 2, there's a character named Jesús, implying the animals know about Christianity.
Now, that could mean some sort of animal Jesus, but I think it fits nicely with my theory that this animal world was built after the fall of humanity and actually takes place in the distant future.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Production of Glengarry Glen Ross with the cast of Better Call Saul:
Bob Odenkirk in the Pachino role
Michael McKean as Jack Lemon
Jonathan Banks doing Ed Harris
Ernesto playing Alan Arkin
Patrick Fabian as K*vin Sp*cey
Lalo gets the Alec Baldwin monolog and Craig Kettleman is Pachino's mark
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ok, look. I get it. Ezra Miller sucks, this should not have gotten priority over Batgirl, and there's some ethical problems with the climax, but you know what?
I liked it better than Man of Steel or Batman v Superman. Hell, I liked it more than Justice League. This is really not that bad.
Thanksgiving pre-game drunk tweet.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thanksgiving pre-game drunk tweet.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Matt 🎁
My wife just sent me this stop motion short I made playing around with my phone many years ago... I had totally forgotten I made this!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
All of these actors have played the same character.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you're 20-30 and your circle isn't discussing:
- Jess Franco
- Jean Rollins
- Joe D'Amato
- Ray Dennis Steckler
- David DeCoteau
Get a new circle. Your network is your net worth.
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
(Telling my past selves about the current Homestar Runner release schedule)
Me, circa 2007: Aw, what? We're only getting SBEmails every 3 to 4 years?
Me, circa 2013: (withered, raspy voice) Holy shit, they're releasing stuff again?
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When the Lorax says the epic line "That's a woman?"
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Welcome to the 7 Deadly Sins.
We got:
- Greed
- Greed but for stuff
- Greed but for food
- Greed but for sex
- Thinking you're hot shit
- Getting a little miffed
- Literally not doing anything
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saw Wicked for Good. This is all I could think of during the climax.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's too bad no one reads the descriptions on regular videos, let alone on shorts
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Time for this classic to resurface
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I keep drawing Adult cartoon stars from memory as, like, drawing warm up. Sometimes I'm better than others
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This, more than any other Ryan Riccotta comic was just my thought process making it. I probably would have gone with the untreateningly sexy dragon if I hadn't made her so complicated to draw.
Ryan Riccotta #4
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I love movies so much, man. You guys gotta watch some fucking movies.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by Matt 🎁
Spiny Norman: Overtime #34 Drummers Don't Eat Pies (Part 5)
Comic by @mattpresents.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We live in a society
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Wanna hear me talk about Batman 66? Well, here I am doing just that in Spiny's new video! I think my segment in this might be favorite thing I've edited this year.
youtu.be/6MjC20nmWdA?...
TV Show Movies Volume 7
YouTube video by SpinyNorman
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ryan Riccotta #1
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM