Matt 🎁
@mattpresents.bsky.social
This is where I joke around. Twitter is where I scream into the void.
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
https://m.youtube.com/c/MattPresentsOnYouTube
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
https://m.youtube.com/c/MattPresentsOnYouTube
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"Good work, team," I say to no one but me and the woman who lives inside my head after smoking a blunt at 10 AM on a Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Good work, team," I say to no one but me and the woman who lives inside my head after smoking a blunt at 10 AM on a Monday.
I always thought the line was "You're the king of sinful thoughts," but it sounded a lot like he pronounced an S instead of a th and it turns out the Grinch is an alcoholic.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I always thought the line was "You're the king of sinful thoughts," but it sounded a lot like he pronounced an S instead of a th and it turns out the Grinch is an alcoholic.
Christmas isn't about the presents. It's about Wahoo Dorris or whatever those Whos were saying.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Christmas isn't about the presents. It's about Wahoo Dorris or whatever those Whos were saying.
In Zootopia 2, there's a character named Jesús, implying the animals know about Christianity.
Now, that could mean some sort of animal Jesus, but I think it fits nicely with my theory that this animal world was built after the fall of humanity and actually takes place in the distant future.
Now, that could mean some sort of animal Jesus, but I think it fits nicely with my theory that this animal world was built after the fall of humanity and actually takes place in the distant future.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In Zootopia 2, there's a character named Jesús, implying the animals know about Christianity.
Now, that could mean some sort of animal Jesus, but I think it fits nicely with my theory that this animal world was built after the fall of humanity and actually takes place in the distant future.
Now, that could mean some sort of animal Jesus, but I think it fits nicely with my theory that this animal world was built after the fall of humanity and actually takes place in the distant future.
Production of Glengarry Glen Ross with the cast of Better Call Saul:
Bob Odenkirk in the Pachino role
Michael McKean as Jack Lemon
Jonathan Banks doing Ed Harris
Ernesto playing Alan Arkin
Patrick Fabian as K*vin Sp*cey
Lalo gets the Alec Baldwin monolog and Craig Kettleman is Pachino's mark
Bob Odenkirk in the Pachino role
Michael McKean as Jack Lemon
Jonathan Banks doing Ed Harris
Ernesto playing Alan Arkin
Patrick Fabian as K*vin Sp*cey
Lalo gets the Alec Baldwin monolog and Craig Kettleman is Pachino's mark
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Production of Glengarry Glen Ross with the cast of Better Call Saul:
Bob Odenkirk in the Pachino role
Michael McKean as Jack Lemon
Jonathan Banks doing Ed Harris
Ernesto playing Alan Arkin
Patrick Fabian as K*vin Sp*cey
Lalo gets the Alec Baldwin monolog and Craig Kettleman is Pachino's mark
Bob Odenkirk in the Pachino role
Michael McKean as Jack Lemon
Jonathan Banks doing Ed Harris
Ernesto playing Alan Arkin
Patrick Fabian as K*vin Sp*cey
Lalo gets the Alec Baldwin monolog and Craig Kettleman is Pachino's mark
Ok, look. I get it. Ezra Miller sucks, this should not have gotten priority over Batgirl, and there's some ethical problems with the climax, but you know what?
I liked it better than Man of Steel or Batman v Superman. Hell, I liked it more than Justice League. This is really not that bad.
I liked it better than Man of Steel or Batman v Superman. Hell, I liked it more than Justice League. This is really not that bad.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ok, look. I get it. Ezra Miller sucks, this should not have gotten priority over Batgirl, and there's some ethical problems with the climax, but you know what?
I liked it better than Man of Steel or Batman v Superman. Hell, I liked it more than Justice League. This is really not that bad.
I liked it better than Man of Steel or Batman v Superman. Hell, I liked it more than Justice League. This is really not that bad.
Thanksgiving pre-game drunk tweet.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thanksgiving pre-game drunk tweet.
Reposted by Matt 🎁
My wife just sent me this stop motion short I made playing around with my phone many years ago... I had totally forgotten I made this!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My wife just sent me this stop motion short I made playing around with my phone many years ago... I had totally forgotten I made this!
All of these actors have played the same character.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
All of these actors have played the same character.
If you're 20-30 and your circle isn't discussing:
- Jess Franco
- Jean Rollins
- Joe D'Amato
- Ray Dennis Steckler
- David DeCoteau
Get a new circle. Your network is your net worth.
- Jess Franco
- Jean Rollins
- Joe D'Amato
- Ray Dennis Steckler
- David DeCoteau
Get a new circle. Your network is your net worth.
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you're 20-30 and your circle isn't discussing:
- Jess Franco
- Jean Rollins
- Joe D'Amato
- Ray Dennis Steckler
- David DeCoteau
Get a new circle. Your network is your net worth.
- Jess Franco
- Jean Rollins
- Joe D'Amato
- Ray Dennis Steckler
- David DeCoteau
Get a new circle. Your network is your net worth.
(Telling my past selves about the current Homestar Runner release schedule)
Me, circa 2007: Aw, what? We're only getting SBEmails every 3 to 4 years?
Me, circa 2013: (withered, raspy voice) Holy shit, they're releasing stuff again?
Me, circa 2007: Aw, what? We're only getting SBEmails every 3 to 4 years?
Me, circa 2013: (withered, raspy voice) Holy shit, they're releasing stuff again?
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
(Telling my past selves about the current Homestar Runner release schedule)
Me, circa 2007: Aw, what? We're only getting SBEmails every 3 to 4 years?
Me, circa 2013: (withered, raspy voice) Holy shit, they're releasing stuff again?
Me, circa 2007: Aw, what? We're only getting SBEmails every 3 to 4 years?
Me, circa 2013: (withered, raspy voice) Holy shit, they're releasing stuff again?
When the Lorax says the epic line "That's a woman?"
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When the Lorax says the epic line "That's a woman?"
Welcome to the 7 Deadly Sins.
We got:
- Greed
- Greed but for stuff
- Greed but for food
- Greed but for sex
- Thinking you're hot shit
- Getting a little miffed
- Literally not doing anything
We got:
- Greed
- Greed but for stuff
- Greed but for food
- Greed but for sex
- Thinking you're hot shit
- Getting a little miffed
- Literally not doing anything
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Welcome to the 7 Deadly Sins.
We got:
- Greed
- Greed but for stuff
- Greed but for food
- Greed but for sex
- Thinking you're hot shit
- Getting a little miffed
- Literally not doing anything
We got:
- Greed
- Greed but for stuff
- Greed but for food
- Greed but for sex
- Thinking you're hot shit
- Getting a little miffed
- Literally not doing anything
Saw Wicked for Good. This is all I could think of during the climax.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Saw Wicked for Good. This is all I could think of during the climax.
It's too bad no one reads the descriptions on regular videos, let alone on shorts
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's too bad no one reads the descriptions on regular videos, let alone on shorts
Time for this classic to resurface
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Time for this classic to resurface
I keep drawing Adult cartoon stars from memory as, like, drawing warm up. Sometimes I'm better than others
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I keep drawing Adult cartoon stars from memory as, like, drawing warm up. Sometimes I'm better than others
This, more than any other Ryan Riccotta comic was just my thought process making it. I probably would have gone with the untreateningly sexy dragon if I hadn't made her so complicated to draw.
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This, more than any other Ryan Riccotta comic was just my thought process making it. I probably would have gone with the untreateningly sexy dragon if I hadn't made her so complicated to draw.
I love movies so much, man. You guys gotta watch some fucking movies.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I love movies so much, man. You guys gotta watch some fucking movies.
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Spiny Norman: Overtime #34 Drummers Don't Eat Pies (Part 5)
Comic by @mattpresents.bsky.social
Comic by @mattpresents.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Spiny Norman: Overtime #34 Drummers Don't Eat Pies (Part 5)
Comic by @mattpresents.bsky.social
Comic by @mattpresents.bsky.social
We live in a society
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We live in a society
Wanna hear me talk about Batman 66? Well, here I am doing just that in Spiny's new video! I think my segment in this might be favorite thing I've edited this year.
youtu.be/6MjC20nmWdA?...
youtu.be/6MjC20nmWdA?...
TV Show Movies Volume 7
YouTube video by SpinyNorman
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Wanna hear me talk about Batman 66? Well, here I am doing just that in Spiny's new video! I think my segment in this might be favorite thing I've edited this year.
youtu.be/6MjC20nmWdA?...
youtu.be/6MjC20nmWdA?...
