Matt 🎁
@mattpresents.bsky.social
This is where I joke around. Twitter is where I scream into the void.
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
https://m.youtube.com/c/MattPresentsOnYouTube
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
https://m.youtube.com/c/MattPresentsOnYouTube
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GEORGE CLOONEY THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GEORGE CLOONEY THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!
I like that his dad is Office Space
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I like that his dad is Office Space
Wow, what a touching moment between Barry and his mom and, hey, you know, I could really go for some Lucky Charms right now.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wow, what a touching moment between Barry and his mom and, hey, you know, I could really go for some Lucky Charms right now.
God, I like Michael Shannon, but he was never Zod.
Maybe I'm just saying that because no one will ever be Terrance Stamp, but he just doesn't do it for me.
Maybe I'm just saying that because no one will ever be Terrance Stamp, but he just doesn't do it for me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
God, I like Michael Shannon, but he was never Zod.
Maybe I'm just saying that because no one will ever be Terrance Stamp, but he just doesn't do it for me.
Maybe I'm just saying that because no one will ever be Terrance Stamp, but he just doesn't do it for me.
Ok, "You wanna get nuts" was too far. Like, I'm Batman is mandatory, that was just corny.
Also, also both Lego Batman and Return of the Caped Crusaders did it better.
Also, also both Lego Batman and Return of the Caped Crusaders did it better.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ok, "You wanna get nuts" was too far. Like, I'm Batman is mandatory, that was just corny.
Also, also both Lego Batman and Return of the Caped Crusaders did it better.
Also, also both Lego Batman and Return of the Caped Crusaders did it better.
Supergirl's suit looks enough like the Man of Steel suit, it made me go, "Oh, yeah. This is Snyderverse movie. I forgot."
Which is maybe the highest compliment I could pay this film
Which is maybe the highest compliment I could pay this film
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Supergirl's suit looks enough like the Man of Steel suit, it made me go, "Oh, yeah. This is Snyderverse movie. I forgot."
Which is maybe the highest compliment I could pay this film
Which is maybe the highest compliment I could pay this film
The implication that the Cold War is still ongoing in this universe
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The implication that the Cold War is still ongoing in this universe
Wow, this fight scene seems pretty good. Wish I could see any of it!!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wow, this fight scene seems pretty good. Wish I could see any of it!!!
He said, "I'm Batman"!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
He said, "I'm Batman"!!!!!
Bullshit, we all know Keaton's Batmobile was kept at Six Flags Over Texas after he retired.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Bullshit, we all know Keaton's Batmobile was kept at Six Flags Over Texas after he retired.
Barry explaining the events of Man of Steel to himself
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Barry explaining the events of Man of Steel to himself
No, ok, but when does this bad?
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No, ok, but when does this bad?
You know, this is actually integrating the DCEU into it's story way better than like 80%of the MCU at this point
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You know, this is actually integrating the DCEU into it's story way better than like 80%of the MCU at this point
> Barry realizes he can't escape the facility
> Hard cut to him having escaped with no explanation of how he did it
> Hard cut to him having escaped with no explanation of how he did it
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
> Barry realizes he can't escape the facility
> Hard cut to him having escaped with no explanation of how he did it
> Hard cut to him having escaped with no explanation of how he did it
Even Ezra Miller can't resist the temptation to punch Ezra Miller in the face
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Even Ezra Miller can't resist the temptation to punch Ezra Miller in the face
You can tell it's the early 2010s because he has an Inception poster.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You can tell it's the early 2010s because he has an Inception poster.