mattoak
@mattoak.bsky.social
Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
Tears in heaven will fix me
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Tears in heaven will fix me
A 16 oz cbd drink v my shot of ramazotti.
I again. Love my neighborhood.
I again. Love my neighborhood.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A 16 oz cbd drink v my shot of ramazotti.
I again. Love my neighborhood.
I again. Love my neighborhood.
Passed this one first try lol sorry I love will smith
Wear Will Smith
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Passed this one first try lol sorry I love will smith
Forgot to post pizza Friday. Beautiful fold today.
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Forgot to post pizza Friday. Beautiful fold today.
Hooray for rotating pinball machines. Out: Rush, In: DOGGY SOCCAAAHHHHH
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hooray for rotating pinball machines. Out: Rush, In: DOGGY SOCCAAAHHHHH
You really need to click the get it even if you don't want it to see the captcha
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You really need to click the get it even if you don't want it to see the captcha
Some c'mon please
a cartoon character in a black dress is holding two broccoli heads
Alt: Izma in Emperors New Groove suggesting someone be hit in the head
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Some c'mon please
It'll be nice when he dies.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It'll be nice when he dies.
Someone recently told me they "didn't really get the big deal with Sinners, watched it on a plane ride" motherfucker no wonder
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Someone recently told me they "didn't really get the big deal with Sinners, watched it on a plane ride" motherfucker no wonder
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Truly one of the best beautiful songs ever recorded. youtu.be/EznGGYQ-Tv8?...
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Truly one of the best beautiful songs ever recorded. youtu.be/EznGGYQ-Tv8?...
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visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
visit every dog-friendly bar and put dog on barstool (complete for +3 luck, +10xp, unlocks "steal")
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Can someone show the White House Press Corpse a montage of the reporters who covered previous administrations, the ones who weren't complete cowards?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Can someone show the White House Press Corpse a montage of the reporters who covered previous administrations, the ones who weren't complete cowards?
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Dog pie hat at the cocktail bar
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Dog pie hat at the cocktail bar
Busta Rhymes and Ninja Turtles performing BREAK YA NECK for Thanksgiving parade lmao
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Busta Rhymes and Ninja Turtles performing BREAK YA NECK for Thanksgiving parade lmao
JUSTICE FOR THE PEKINGESE THIS OLD BAG DOESN'T KNOW A DOG FROM HER OWN WRINKLY ASS
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
JUSTICE FOR THE PEKINGESE THIS OLD BAG DOESN'T KNOW A DOG FROM HER OWN WRINKLY ASS
This shih tzu is ridiculous
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This shih tzu is ridiculous
Dog handlers that are smaller than their dogs Crack me up
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dog handlers that are smaller than their dogs Crack me up
Do people just want to sit in a matrix juice pod or what
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Do people just want to sit in a matrix juice pod or what
I was really enjoying the Liverpool demise but this is just sad
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I was really enjoying the Liverpool demise but this is just sad
Martinelli! Arsenal 3!
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Martinelli! Arsenal 3!