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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 2h
Yes but this was 2020, it was either enjoy this or stick another swab up my nose
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 21h
The giant ones make amazing noises
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 1d
Pater, you must wash your hands after a day at the factory.
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 1d
this is the backstory to the J R Hartley advert
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 1d
Elaine and David Puddy from Seinfeld, sat next to each other on a plane
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 1d
A bit of Robert Herrick
DREAMES Here we are all, by day: By night w'are hurl'd By dreames, each one, into a sev'rall world.
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 1d
@fnord2323.bsky.social relevant to your interests
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 2d
Something on these lines from Cornwall earlier this year. Somewhere up near Padstow
A view from inside a dark building looking out through a stone window. There is a flat grey sea, a rocky island and a small boat
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 3d
Horrified at the thought of a whole book of this
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 3d
"I think the golden age of just letting it do all your messaging has passed.” These people are sick
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 3d
One Bottle After Another
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 3d
Surfeit of tangfastics is what killed the queen
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
Avril come she will
Me and Coolio down in the schoolyard
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
Melton mowbray-dick
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
The problem with seeing whales in the Thames is I now live in constant expectation of seeing another
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
I did see a white one once (the Gravesend Beluga) but I think I just posted a picture to twitter at the time
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If ye see a white one, split your lungs for him!
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
There was a piece of ball lightning as a character in that one somewhere.
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
There sure is a lot of glowing in the dark in this one. And someone called Glow.
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
what happens to the jelly?
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
Missouri
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 4d
There's a Headcase barbers near Paddington station
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 5d
Is there a particular direction you're meant to point the cam? Just wondering if you can avoid getting that blazing light in the shot
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 5d
And as well as the numerous pineapples, there are even more tomatoes and a fair bit of cheese. And a couple of sport peppers. Enough for a big pizza
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 5d
Chapter 13 also has an explicit reference to the radium girls getting sick after painting the glow-in-the-dark clock dials
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matthewcr @matthewcr.bsky.social · 5d
'Ethan, it's a slug-fuse, I've only seen them in theoretical papers before now. It will take exactly 34 minutes to eat the spaghetti and then London is toast. You can't just rip it off, that will immediately detonate the device. You have to salinate the noodle halfway along'
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