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J.D. ⓘ
@mattafaak.bsky.social
44 y/o newborn homunculus & Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo apologist

📍 Atlanta

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Do y'all mind if I play through Metroid Fusion ?
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
For lack of a better worm
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Elevator with a gloryhole
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Going in for my triquarterly Botox, Depo, Ozempic, and vax booster shots
October 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I am currently delving headlong into madness as evidenced by obsessive recreational spreadsheeting
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just me at the beach in pants and an Alf for President shirt. Maybe some 35ish years ago?
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
🥱
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It is an urgent matter that I must play through the Super Mario All-Stars version of SMB3 and use no warp whistles
August 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
rooster tail rain gutters to spray the water straight into your neighbor's yard
July 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Options
June 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh, what a fun day it's been
June 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This guy wants to be the Mayor of Cincinnati ⁉️⁉️
May 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am once again thinking about Laika the Space Dog and now you are too
April 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
MAGA/MAHA starter kit
April 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There is a specific breed of curmudgeonly old engineers that insist on using this specific 3-button, wired USB optical mouse. And they are the reason that these are able to sell for $75+

And every once in a while I have the pleasure of meeting one of them at work.
April 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Throwback to the time I saw 2 Chainz at Legoland in 2013
April 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
April 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by J.D. ⓘ
⚠️ ALERT: If you are a frequent user of the forest, please go to Father Tree and review your preferences. Some wanderers are finding that the spirits in this wood have enabled the AI to be trained on your frolics and romps
March 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
March 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bouba AND Kiki? In this economy??
March 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I see,,
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hello @techconnectify.bsky.social please tell me what is this doodad? I tried looking it up but came up short. Google image search could not tell me what it is. I also looked through your video history and didn't notice it featured anywhere
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by J.D. ⓘ
March 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think we're supposed to shoot tyrants??
February 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM