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Social media influenza. Lover of #AdventureGames 🖱️ #GamesWotForgot 🕹️ #GamesWTF 🕹️⁉️ #FakeBookTitleFriday 📚 Wanted to Open That Trapdoor. Didn't. There was something down there...😯
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Coincidentally I've been workshopping a one man show Pantomime for the Winter season.
It's good, but I'm really struggling with the "HE'S BEHIND YOU!" bits.
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*𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 / "𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘺!" 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵*
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A brisk morning stroll to buy milk, and a treasure trove of nature's bounty. These look like they'll make for a yummy alfresco breakfast 🤤

Today feels like it's going to be a wonderful day☺️
A patch of scrummy looking bright red mushrooms with little white spots on them, looking like nature's most delicious candy. Yes, I know they're Fly Agaric (𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘢 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢) mushrooms. Yes, I also know what this Fly Agaric mushroom does, and I promise you I am not about to eat it. Mostly because, a little further on from these Fly Agaric, there's a big patch of Liberty Cap mushrooms. I'm far too old to be messing about with ibotenic acid when there's perfectly good psilocybin to hand.
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I got lucky actually. When I moved up from middle school to high school my dad drove past it on the way to work. Well, more or less - for my last three school years I got a lift and he'd sort of slow down enough for me to bail out at a nearby bus stop. I'm not exaggerating by much there though.
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I seem to remember school sending us back to our parents with rather more homework to return with than that photo would suggest, mind you. So maybe not a totally accurate representation there😅
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In a future where genetically enhanced warriors battle for death and glory in arenas fashioned from discarded C64s✊
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The Vortex!

I never got that far in the Feeble Files actually, but now my interest is piqued.
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As satisfying as a BBC2 teatime show could manage in the 1980s🥰

I mean the entire show was just *magical* as far as I'm concerned. I'm probably not a reliable witness😅
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It's from the BBC2 show The Adventure Game. Kind of pre-empted escape rooms popularity by a couple of decades. Drogna was the currency - position in spectrum x № polygon sides.
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Yeah, the goddamned role models for Amoebic Dysentery!
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That would certainly explain centuries of British history, yes😅
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"... and of course most of the credit must go to the true genius in our design department, Mr Wile. E. Coyote."😂
#CatsOfBluesky #CatsOfBsky
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"And you thought you felt seedy BEFORE I scooped out your guts!

Geddit? Seedy? Because... oh, lighten up you miserable orange bastard"
*Shoves candle in to lighten them up*
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A spot of afternoon hot water with a touch of milk, before Asterix chucked the weird leaves in his pocket from Getafix gave him into the kettle to make 'magic potion'.

And thus Tea became the national drink😂
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Although one of mine is definitely stupid enough to do that. Which is one reason I'm not stupid enough to have a frip bed like that🤣
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Oh, no - it's random vid I stumbled on that was far too good not to tell the world about😅
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I generally refer to the ex-fiance as a mildewed danglewank, or explosion in an arsehole factory. There should probably be a special life-affirming day for this sort of thing🙂
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Oh ok. Maybe I won't unearth it then.
Although I have to do a motherboard BIOS flash, so I might need something to calm me afterwards...😅
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Isn't it kinda mean that National Pumpkin Day falls on 26th October?🎃

Like, we lure them out with a false sense of celebratory security, then immediately lay into them with carving knives for Halloween😂