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🔥Master Sarge🔥

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The gay/kinky (Fat, Bear, BDSM, Furry, Pup) hedonist Hellhound King. Ancient warped bastard trying to make sense of a world gone fucky. AuDHD, Demon, Musician, DJ, Comedian, Master/Daddy. Speaks in dark sarcasm. ALL nazis must DIE! ☠️ NSFW 18+♾️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇲🇽♀️#BLM

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · Sep 25

Don't let small-minded people & petty bullshit get you down. Don't hurt anyone, be kind, be yourself, & live a life you're proud of! 💚

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 1d

Waking up with a migraine paints the world around you with a generous top coat of razor-studded shit.

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, I don't normally take pictures of food like a teenage influencer, BUT...

Look at this chimkin, bacon, club wrap! *forces your head closer* LOOK AT IT!!!

Fucking gorgeous! Gordon Ramsay would high-five my ball sack! Simple, local, honest, rustic food made by & for stupid people. #SexOnAPlate

The cross-section of a perfectly constructed chicken, bacon, club wrap. Sex on a plate.

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 1d

You're fatter than ever, pup! Much bigger and softer than your last pics. And your fat pad is massive! Keep gorging and wallowing in pleasure, fatso! Bigger! 😍

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 3d

This country went to shit the moment white people arrived. The only thing that's gonna "make it great again" is an asteroid.

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 3d

#IndigenousPeoplesDay #FuckColumbus

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 4d

1987, just out of H.S. I was a wild punk, always doing crazy shit. Was in a convenience store where a girl from my class was working. I barely knew her. She had just gotten a brand new car for graduation. She asked me if I wanted to take it for a spin.

"You trust me?"

"I've always trusted you."

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 4d

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 5d

Free speech price increase imminent.

MXC

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 7d

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15/10 Foundation @15outof10.org · 7d

This is Simon. He was sitting in an Arkansas shelter with double cherry eye. Thankfully, one of our rescue partners was able to pull him. He had surgery in early September, and was adopted a short time later! He is currently training to be a service dog ❤️‍🩹

a brown and white pup, Simon, stands on a concrete floor and looks up at us. he has a cone around his neck, and is wearing a blue lead. his eyes each have a red cherry.

a closer view of the brown and white pup, Simon, as he splays out on a red checkered blanket atop a vet table. his cherry eyes are large, and obstruct his vision.

the brown and white pup is surrounded by three humans - his new family! they are standing together on the front porch steps of their new home.

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 8d

Some sagely advice from an ancient Demon...

Don't think twice about fucking over the system, because they sure as shit won't think twice about fucking YOU over!

You won't win a rigged game if you play by the rules. Get yours. By any means necessary.

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 8d

😋

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 8d

you're welcome, My fat pet. *grins wickedly* 😈

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 8d

H: Which one do you want?!
M: FOR WHAT?! To throw at a wedding? To make corn hole bags with?! I know it makes sense in YOUR head, because you know what you're talking about, but I need you to use more words to explain to Me WHY I'M CHOOSING RICE!

(tiger of few words talking to his AuDHD Bear. lol)😆

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 8d

Living Room. 8:30pm

Husband: You want brown rice or jasmine?
Me: What are you talking about?
H: "Do you want me to make brown rice or jasmine?"
M: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I NEED CONTEXT! Jasmine from Aladdin? Are you making it NOW? We just ate! I NEED MORE INFORMATION!

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 9d

Today I had My 8-hour Neuro/Psych exam I scheduled a calendar year ago. For 8 fucks-forsaken hours they prodded every millimeter of My brain with a weed whacker, until I had no idea who I was/am or what words mean anymore. Anymost?

My brain hurts. *takes 50mg of ebibbles* Later, fuckers! *salutes*

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 11d

And they said, "I saw your profile and that you like furry artwork. I want to talk to you exclusively about artwork."

First off, it doesn't say I like furry artwork on My profile. Second on, go fuck yourself, you scamming parasite whore!

*grumbles sourly* Fuckin' door-to-door salesman bullshit...

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 11d

Some random "artist" on Tumblrrrrr...rrrrrr... followed and DM'd little ol' Me! They led off with "hey"...and then left it there. Awesome. This is gonna be a deep, fulfilling convo, I just know it! I replied, "To what do I owe this honor?" Because I'm charming as fuck.

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 11d

Member of our own battling cancer. Please give what you can. 💜 👇🏽

Uthar @uthar.bsky.social · 27d

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 11d

This speaks to My spirit, pain, and very soul. It's a Mother talking to her child, setting them on a bright path for the grand adventure of Life.

Dr Goodall was one of a kind (as are we all), and left this world a far more beautiful place than she found it.

💚Love & Respect💚

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 11d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 12d

Needed to replace an old mercury 7 dial thermostat that always read 70 degrees. Probably not accurate. After the pain of repairing & painting every wall in the house when we bought it, I swore to never do spackle & paint again. Buuuut...I couldn't leave an eye sore, sooooo.

Yeah, I do nice work. 😈

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 14d

👇🏽💯💚 An important message left behind by a strong, smart, beautiful soul.

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 15d

"If we lose hope, we're doomed."

We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 14d

you ever wake up in a cold sweat, overwhelmed by life and wanting to cry?

Feeling sick, and My brain won't give Me a fucking break.

If you have nights (and days) like this, you're not alone. 🖤

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 15d

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NPR @npr.org · 15d

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Listeners like you keep our mission alive. Protect one of the last places where America comes together to hear itself.

Stand with us today. Donate at this link: n.pr/46wamAj

🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 15d

Who's your favorite Jedi?
(wrong answers only)

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 15d

*The fat old Hellhound lounges lazily on a cool Autumn night, His enormous belly sloshing full of the most delicious Japanese Curry, and pound upon pound of sticky rice. He sighs contentedly and smiles* Life is good. 🥰