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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino

@massitomasino.bsky.social

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Everton. Movies. Gonzo Journalism. I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back. Onwards you sexy Toffee's.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · Nov 13

I mostly talk Everton. But I'll probably carry on doing the odd movie review on this, fuck it. I swear a lot and tend to be knee deep in hyperbole. If you do see one on your timeline please take it with a pinch of salt, just imagine you're viewing Morgan Schneiderlin warming up on the touchline.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14h

Decent aren't they, the big lad causes chaos up top and they have a few little workman-like midfielders just keeping the pressure on.

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14h

A bottom 3 of Wolves, West Ham and Notts Trees come the end of the season would be satisfying I can't even lie.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14h

Don't write players off after 8/10/12 games lads

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14h

Horrendous game of togger that

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 17h

I know it says you can put them in the toaster on the back of the box, I didn't think anyone would actually go and do it though

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 17h

I can still see the frost on them Waffles

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 17h

Diouf has been benched. Kilman for a booking.

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 18h

Some more events that can't possibly happen

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SK2 🍉 @sk21878.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not making this up, Kopites are ringing in saying they are not convinced by Slot, his tactics dont work and they want him out if results don't pick up. They won the league last season. Ah well, you chose 'em Arne. #LFC

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Both improved since last season. Should be an interesting one if the officials manage to keep it fair 👀

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Cool the roll Perc.

Good win today lad.

You've beat the shite, but remember you still need to come to our gaff and beat the Low Sock Shaggers.

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TruemanTrooper @truemantrooper.bsky.social · 1d

Only one thing for it....

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Let me just log that onto my spreadsheet, Mac Allister broke the lines 4 times today.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

At least 8 official LFC tracksuits rummaging through cardboard boxes that say 2018 on in cupboards and spare rooms as we speak

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

The fucks PPDA. Why would you even have a fucking acronym like that to use at hand, fully expecting anybody but themselves to know it.

Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

Is anyone fluent in 'I don't get invited to events or gatherings'?

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Paul...COYB @pablo1878.bsky.social · 1d

Redshite space and I'm the only Scouser on it 🤣🤣

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

I do love a Multipla driver. That look on their face at the lights like "Life's more important than what your fucking car looks like lad" written all over it.

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TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 1d

Liverpool FC might have to abandon their principles and get the cheque book out.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

"probably should of been brought back for a foul, what do you make of it oh Virgil the great and all knowing and powerful"?

Fucking cucks at Sky Sports love making excuses for this Liverpool team.

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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 1d

Well well well, my Red neighbours having an all mighty meltdown. I don't say it often but fair play United, I'll never not enjoy a kopite wobble.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 1d

8 minutes minimum when they are trailing

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BramleyMooreBlue @tony1878.bsky.social · 1d

Time definitely changes inside Analfield. Obviously depending on the score. 8 mins!! Be interesting to see the ball in-play time compared to the derby.

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