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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino
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Everton.
Movies.
Gonzo Journalism.

I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back.

Onwards you sexy Toffee's.
Pinned
Let It All Work Out
Mykolenko is having a shocker
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Went full Paul Merson tonight
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Having no idea seems to be working.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I have no idea what I'm doing
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Silly German cunts. Battering Sporting in the first half, the Bayern fans then decided to set flares off and the smoke and stayed in the stadium. Bayern are now 1 down due to the constant stray passes because the players can't see each other.

I love this game.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let's be honest. United should fucking Müller these
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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He would've kept Dyche as manager. So his opinion (and anyone else who thinks we should've kept Dyche) can be safely filed under "Bullshit"
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'll have another stab at one of these again for the match tonight. I've only ever seen Zirkzee header twice and both of them were met by Jordan Pickford worldies.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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He's a good man
FT #FFC 1-2 #CPFC | Palace move up to 4th in the #PremierLeague table #FULCRY
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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a man wearing a white shirt that says fly emirates
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt that says fly emirates
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fully deserved for how close I've been coming recently
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yassssss
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ili Ndiaye is a special player
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Have that one Dycho. Fc Sexy are back
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Tell you what though, them sex-pest total foosball Dutch managers are fucking poisonous aren't they
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Arrrrnneeeeee Slottttttttt
La la la la la
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
HAND
IT OVER
LIVERPOOL
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Van Dijk there, asking for a Leeds goal to be disallowed because Gravenberch handballed it.

The sheer arrogance is almost impressive.
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
9 minutes added on time.

Lovleh.
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Made up for the kid 💙
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fuck Grealish for England. Dewsbury-Hall is playing like Rivaldo
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Predicting 2 different foulfestivals for the early game.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM