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Everton The Sitcom

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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about. Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1h

Wait until you try the chocolate wotsits....thats right chocolate wotsits 🤯

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1h

I loved this, ice cold, was really refreshing

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2h

My nan used to get Cheshire farms meals delivered too...

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 23h

où est la piscine

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Ha ha the old "be fine tomorrow"
If it gets too bad and you need a lift to a&e, give us a shout 💪

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Keep it elevated if possible too!!
Hopefully it's more tissue damage than a break, especially with the move coming!!!!

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Oh christ! I hope for your sake you haven't!!!

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Glad you're ok like 🤣

a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him

ALT: a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him

media.tenor.com

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly stole a medal, sat with a beer in jeans, who you trying to kid 🤣🤣
Well in mate 💪

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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 1d

'Where did you get that hat LAD?

- @evertonthegear.co.uk LAD.

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

Yesterday was a write off, I was rough as shite and my mood was as low as it has been, blaming the HRT booster because I'm feeling good today 💪

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 1d

£300, robbing bastards.
Takes me back though

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Dan Friedkins Co Pilot @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social · 1d

I do what I can lads

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

We need a petition for her to back on our screens
Hosting everything.

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

Good lord

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

She was incredible

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

This is just the stuff she shares, imagine the snack drawer in her house 🤣

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday Suz! 🎂🥳

Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday mate 💪

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NORTHERN RESIDENT ARTIST @northresidentart.bsky.social · 2d

So I entered on a whim and now I am Lancashire artist of the year. Thank you to everyone who voted. Evertonians, general public, Runners, readers of canal based magazines, bridge dwellers, Parbold types and all them scousers who clearly admire wools thank you for voting….an evertonian wins a title

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 2d

I dont know how they do it, id crumble under the pressure 🤣
I'm doing well thanks, apart from this bloody lurgy, thats actually making me feel ill more than anything 🤦‍♂️

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3d

When parakeets cosplay

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 3d

Cluedo on ketamine.

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 3d

A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."

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Everton The Sitcom @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 3d

You have to scroll through these.
Incredible.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 3d

The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)

An article from The Times: "Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future". Featuring bizarre portraits of Charles Amos, Rhys Benjamin and Daniel Campbell.

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