Everton The Sitcom
@evertonthesitcom.bsky.social
Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about.
Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!
Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!
Loads of blacked out cars and men in suits just pulled up outside ours 👀👀🤦♂️
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Loads of blacked out cars and men in suits just pulled up outside ours 👀👀🤦♂️
Hes a gimp of the highest order.
Ill break my NDA to tell you he wet himself regularly....allegedly 😂😂
Ill break my NDA to tell you he wet himself regularly....allegedly 😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hes a gimp of the highest order.
Ill break my NDA to tell you he wet himself regularly....allegedly 😂😂
Ill break my NDA to tell you he wet himself regularly....allegedly 😂😂
Ha ha what a tit! Had to sign a fair few of them when I was at the home office and still know I'm bound by it.
Dm me for details 👀😂😂😂
Dm me for details 👀😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ha ha what a tit! Had to sign a fair few of them when I was at the home office and still know I'm bound by it.
Dm me for details 👀😂😂😂
Dm me for details 👀😂😂😂
84/85 was the 1st season i started going. I was 5, me dad would lift us over the turnstiles then place us on the hordings in the bottom left of the gwladys as if it was still the boys pen.
He had a tape of me getting pelted from a stray shot, thought it was hilarious 😂
He had a tape of me getting pelted from a stray shot, thought it was hilarious 😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
84/85 was the 1st season i started going. I was 5, me dad would lift us over the turnstiles then place us on the hordings in the bottom left of the gwladys as if it was still the boys pen.
He had a tape of me getting pelted from a stray shot, thought it was hilarious 😂
He had a tape of me getting pelted from a stray shot, thought it was hilarious 😂
You mate have fancied popping down to the big Home n Bargain 😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You mate have fancied popping down to the big Home n Bargain 😂
What a movie 😂
a man is standing in front of a crowd with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What a movie 😂
I'd of like the journalists to have replied " so all that stuff about Jesus feeding the poor was bollocks?"
These mps and their faux Christianity can fuck off.
These mps and their faux Christianity can fuck off.
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'd of like the journalists to have replied " so all that stuff about Jesus feeding the poor was bollocks?"
These mps and their faux Christianity can fuck off.
These mps and their faux Christianity can fuck off.
Surprised it's black and not white 👀😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Surprised it's black and not white 👀😂
It was aimed at you, just don't want everyone feeling left out 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It was aimed at you, just don't want everyone feeling left out 😂
Awww nothing worse than when the kids are sick. Hope he's sorted out quick 💪💙
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Awww nothing worse than when the kids are sick. Hope he's sorted out quick 💪💙
Lockerbie was probably the earliest I remember.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Lockerbie was probably the earliest I remember.
Cheers mate, appreciate it 💙
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cheers mate, appreciate it 💙
😂😂😂 always a bonus
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
😂😂😂 always a bonus