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Mary Myopia
@marymyopia.bsky.social
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Child therapist, wife, mom of 2 grown boys & 2 spoiled cats. I love rock n roll music, reading, puzzles (word and jigsaw), crafts, buildin' stuff, folk art, gardening, and jammie time.
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 16h
Hey @hudsonu.bsky.social do you offer any correspondence courses?

Asking for a friend.
Logo of the University of American Samoa Law School, alma mater of Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.
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I farted! @eyesee1.bsky.social · 1d
Many of the Founding Fathers were Deists, not Christians. People seem to forget this...
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 2d
Well, SteveP, that's why they call you a rebel, call you what they will
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 2d
Can't look at the camera, hooman, I need my beauty sleep.

#Caturday #CatsofBluesky #Cats
Calico cat Jinka sleeps on an afghan, facing away from the camera.
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 3d
I haven't seen our cats since the first ring of the doorbell...🎃👻🙀
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 3d
Candy-coated mini-pretzels with beady eyes
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 3d
Halloween flashlight illuminates a creepy ghoul
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 3d
Fun-size Snickers? I would think a domestic terrorist organization well-funded by Zoros could afford regular size! 💰💰🍫🍫
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 4d
I'm headin' down the Paris highway
Lookin' for the Louvre getaway

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B-52's Fred Schneider voice:

🎶LOUVRE THIEF, BABY!
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 4d
Okay, read it. Just have one question: Who the fuck is Mollie Mae?

youtu.be/x5RCfQyTDFI?...
Weekend Update: Financial Expert Lloyd Ostertag on Cryptocurrency - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 4d
and? AND?!
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 5d
I got it before i looked at the answer! Now I'm like 1 for 4!
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 5d
Yes, just checking alone.
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 6d
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 6d
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 6d
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 6d
"Thug life" I whisper as I consider the entertainment value of the Luxury Kitchen Sink With Flying Rain Waterfall and Digital Display

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Luxury Kitchen Sink With Flying Rain Waterfall and Digital Display
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 8d
Novels could be written about what Willow sees.
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 8d
Only for a cat is this considered to be "alert." 😸
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 8d
Kendra it would have helped me a lot if you said more than a yard of rain.

Also 🙏 for those in the path of Melissa!
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 9d
I'm sure of one thing...my cats and I want your backyard, Remy! 😻
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 9d
My online research obviously indicates that I've become a lifelong dehumidifier collector.
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 9d
Looks like a deep thinker... 💖
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 9d
I saw "puppies" and "BLAMO" and assumed this had something to do with ICE Barbie. 🤭🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Mary Myopia @marymyopia.bsky.social · 9d
Behind the watering can on the right?
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