The cynic in me says that now that the Reason People are Hurting (tm) is over, they are gonna be pretty mad if they don't feel better. Fast.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The cynic in me says that now that the Reason People are Hurting (tm) is over, they are gonna be pretty mad if they don't feel better. Fast.
Mamdanis is going to implement aria law. That's why he keeps singing donate and mobilize.
Mamdani is going to implement Mary Lou Law. When it's hello Mary Lou, it's goodbye, heart.
Mamdani is going to implement "Shari Lewis Law". Everyone will have a compulsory Lamb Chop puppet to make snarky ventriloquist asides.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Mamdanis is going to implement aria law. That's why he keeps singing donate and mobilize.
First time in Omaha.
Is there a word for the area - like Texoma or... shudder.. the "Arklatex"?
Nebwa.
Iowaska.
Pizza Ranch.
Is there a word for the area - like Texoma or... shudder.. the "Arklatex"?
Nebwa.
Iowaska.
Pizza Ranch.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
First time in Omaha.
Is there a word for the area - like Texoma or... shudder.. the "Arklatex"?
Nebwa.
Iowaska.
Pizza Ranch.
Is there a word for the area - like Texoma or... shudder.. the "Arklatex"?
Nebwa.
Iowaska.
Pizza Ranch.
Dang what a series.
Assuming everyone is now dead, so happy Dia de Muertos too!
Assuming everyone is now dead, so happy Dia de Muertos too!
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dang what a series.
Assuming everyone is now dead, so happy Dia de Muertos too!
Assuming everyone is now dead, so happy Dia de Muertos too!
Heading to Nebraska next week. Any recommendations for... Nebraska food?
Yes Runza, but I know Runza. Especially places in or near Omaha.
Yes Runza, but I know Runza. Especially places in or near Omaha.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Heading to Nebraska next week. Any recommendations for... Nebraska food?
Yes Runza, but I know Runza. Especially places in or near Omaha.
Yes Runza, but I know Runza. Especially places in or near Omaha.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Shartees
Shartees
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Spittles
Spittles
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
Feeling nostalgic about murder hornets.
October 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Feeling nostalgic about murder hornets.
Pennies and large national buildings going away feels weird.
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pennies and large national buildings going away feels weird.
If "literal"'s etymology means "about letters" does "literally" literally describe all letters, words, phrases, language, etc.?
And if the literal letters are about a shore, are they literally literal *and* literally littoral literal lit?
And if the literal letters are about a shore, are they literally literal *and* literally littoral literal lit?
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If "literal"'s etymology means "about letters" does "literally" literally describe all letters, words, phrases, language, etc.?
And if the literal letters are about a shore, are they literally literal *and* literally littoral literal lit?
And if the literal letters are about a shore, are they literally literal *and* literally littoral literal lit?
Has any news outlet described Trump's poop video as
"The MAGA Movement" yet?
Too BM?
"The MAGA Movement" yet?
Too BM?
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Has any news outlet described Trump's poop video as
"The MAGA Movement" yet?
Too BM?
"The MAGA Movement" yet?
Too BM?
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
No kings.
No kings.
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
No kings.
No kings.
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Thing
Cemetary Man
House (1977)
Spider Baby
The Thing
Cemetary Man
House (1977)
Spider Baby
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Scanners
Alien
Halloween (1978)
Evil Dead II
Scanners
Alien
Halloween (1978)
Evil Dead II
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Bride of Frankenstein
Dawn of the Dead (78)
Prince of Darkness
Phantasm
Bride of Frankenstein
Dawn of the Dead (78)
Prince of Darkness
Phantasm
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Thing
Cemetary Man
House (1977)
Spider Baby
The Thing
Cemetary Man
House (1977)
Spider Baby
Working in Tulsa today and saw the Frog (with Hovershark and T-Rex). Think it has made my week.
Any other cheesy movie fans out there who can't get Hell Comes to Frogtown (the Roddy Piper movie) becoming
Frog Comes to Helltown out of their head?
(in a good way.
Any other cheesy movie fans out there who can't get Hell Comes to Frogtown (the Roddy Piper movie) becoming
Frog Comes to Helltown out of their head?
(in a good way.
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Working in Tulsa today and saw the Frog (with Hovershark and T-Rex). Think it has made my week.
Any other cheesy movie fans out there who can't get Hell Comes to Frogtown (the Roddy Piper movie) becoming
Frog Comes to Helltown out of their head?
(in a good way.
Any other cheesy movie fans out there who can't get Hell Comes to Frogtown (the Roddy Piper movie) becoming
Frog Comes to Helltown out of their head?
(in a good way.
It's smeared with Loctite.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's smeared with Loctite.
Reposted by Mark
I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love this image.
I have a small dream.
In it the, US mint creates a whole bunch of Trump "$1" coins.
These circulate around to the people who accept them. Figure Trump and some of his supporters would grab a bunch of them.
Then, at some point they are declared scrip.
Not legal tender.
Because obviously.
In it the, US mint creates a whole bunch of Trump "$1" coins.
These circulate around to the people who accept them. Figure Trump and some of his supporters would grab a bunch of them.
Then, at some point they are declared scrip.
Not legal tender.
Because obviously.
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I have a small dream.
In it the, US mint creates a whole bunch of Trump "$1" coins.
These circulate around to the people who accept them. Figure Trump and some of his supporters would grab a bunch of them.
Then, at some point they are declared scrip.
Not legal tender.
Because obviously.
In it the, US mint creates a whole bunch of Trump "$1" coins.
These circulate around to the people who accept them. Figure Trump and some of his supporters would grab a bunch of them.
Then, at some point they are declared scrip.
Not legal tender.
Because obviously.
Kinda messed up that one of the quickest ways to get someone to trust you is to tell them "don't trust anyone".
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kinda messed up that one of the quickest ways to get someone to trust you is to tell them "don't trust anyone".
Starting to think the food service industry is more critical to the health of the U.S.A. than I had previously thought.
September 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Starting to think the food service industry is more critical to the health of the U.S.A. than I had previously thought.
Is Ryan Walters stepping down as OK school superintendent because:
1) He's not. (booooo)
2) Stitt grumpy (boring)
3) He was appointed as random flunky at national level (par)
4) He sucks so bad, not even in OK (yay?)
5) Reverse time delay rapture (yay)
6) To please me (yaaaaay!)
1) He's not. (booooo)
2) Stitt grumpy (boring)
3) He was appointed as random flunky at national level (par)
4) He sucks so bad, not even in OK (yay?)
5) Reverse time delay rapture (yay)
6) To please me (yaaaaay!)
September 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is Ryan Walters stepping down as OK school superintendent because:
1) He's not. (booooo)
2) Stitt grumpy (boring)
3) He was appointed as random flunky at national level (par)
4) He sucks so bad, not even in OK (yay?)
5) Reverse time delay rapture (yay)
6) To please me (yaaaaay!)
1) He's not. (booooo)
2) Stitt grumpy (boring)
3) He was appointed as random flunky at national level (par)
4) He sucks so bad, not even in OK (yay?)
5) Reverse time delay rapture (yay)
6) To please me (yaaaaay!)
I can now picture a point when the best television programs and movies come from the countries that are free, and not the United States.
Doesn't feel good.
Doesn't feel good.
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I can now picture a point when the best television programs and movies come from the countries that are free, and not the United States.
Doesn't feel good.
Doesn't feel good.
Canadian superpigs?
I don't want a gritty reboot of the Pig and Potato War.
Unless... superpotatoes?
I don't want a gritty reboot of the Pig and Potato War.
Unless... superpotatoes?
September 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Canadian superpigs?
I don't want a gritty reboot of the Pig and Potato War.
Unless... superpotatoes?
I don't want a gritty reboot of the Pig and Potato War.
Unless... superpotatoes?
This week I:
1) Cleaned out tapioca starch to fix a jam at a packaging factory.
2) Fixed a printer at an "adult gifts" distributor. The first test print was a label for a product made mostly of tapioca starch.
3) Had at least one bubble tea.
La Vida Tapioca
1) Cleaned out tapioca starch to fix a jam at a packaging factory.
2) Fixed a printer at an "adult gifts" distributor. The first test print was a label for a product made mostly of tapioca starch.
3) Had at least one bubble tea.
La Vida Tapioca
September 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This week I:
1) Cleaned out tapioca starch to fix a jam at a packaging factory.
2) Fixed a printer at an "adult gifts" distributor. The first test print was a label for a product made mostly of tapioca starch.
3) Had at least one bubble tea.
La Vida Tapioca
1) Cleaned out tapioca starch to fix a jam at a packaging factory.
2) Fixed a printer at an "adult gifts" distributor. The first test print was a label for a product made mostly of tapioca starch.
3) Had at least one bubble tea.
La Vida Tapioca
Ask yourself anything.
September 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ask yourself anything.