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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 2d

Frosted strawberry or brown sugar

OR cinnamon roll

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 2d

Divorce

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 3d

Coward

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 3d

a black and white photo of a woman tying her hair into a bun .

ALT: a black and white photo of a woman tying her hair into a bun .

media.tenor.com

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🎃 @vamospeat.bsky.social · 3d

hey! VIOLATED is the word you’re looking for. hope that helps

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 4d

BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.

Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire

Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 5d

How is this for Friday?

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 6d

What if he likes it?

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 6d

After the last 6 months of wedding planning, I survived without anxiety medicine or any panic attacks and sent our final payment today. Now get me to Tuesday and on an airplane out of Texas.

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ptklein @ptklein.com · 7d

If they can stamp lil skeletons on Reese’s skeletons they can cut out the face on the Reese’s pumpkin so it matches the picture of a Reese’s jack o lantern on the label

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 7d

Same

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 8d

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 8d

And not showing the class?

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 8d

You posted Jim tonite tho???

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 8d

Was given this at work today. It declined 😊

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 9d

It’s worth a shot!

jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 10d

Wait what app do you use for this?!

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 13d

You’ve inspired me to buy a bag tomorrow

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 13d

This was in reply to *checks notes* a story about rainbow crosswalks.

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 14d

I’m offended for you

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Chad @cthompson36.bsky.social · 14d

“I mean… I voted for him, but I didn’t vote for thi-“

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 14d

But there are flight benefits so I can fly to pools

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 14d

Hire me so I can be the anomaly

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 14d

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 14d

If you’re curious and want a light, fictional read, here’s the kindle link! And if you do read it, I’d love to hear your thoughts and questions 😂

The Joyous, Consequential Life of Dr. Francisco Marquez by Ryan Starrett www.amazon.com/dp/B0F46NMSW...

The Joyous, Consequential Life of Dr. Francisco Marquez

Amazon.com: The Joyous, Consequential Life of Dr. Francisco Marquez eBook : Starrett, Ryan: Kindle Store

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jordan @mariokartdwi.bsky.social · 14d

The accurate descriptions of my tiny, closed-minded hometown? Incredible. The not-so-subtle descriptions of other teachers and parents? Amazing. The balls this man had to not change some last names? Obsessed.

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