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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 10h

I thought the onion posted this lol

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 12h

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.

Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.

techcrunch.com

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 10h

Fell asleep on the couch and the cats were making weird noises that I was too asleep to realize weren't my dream. Scared to see what they got up to 😬

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Deb JJ Lee 🔜 Lightbox 112 @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 17h

[inktober day 19] Pet Cerberus?

inktober drawing of melinoë from Hades 2 and cerberus

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 16h

Downloading love and deepspace to track my cycle

Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 17h

After a summer of 0 days off, I took a week off work. Excited for tomorrow, I forgot I actually like my job when it isn't making me want to die.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 5d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 17h

So cute!

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 1d

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 1d

Love Bluesky, I have the entire us gov blocked in one swoop 👍

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 1d

I hope it works out for you bc it sounds like we have pretty similar problems!! 🫶

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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 2d

Night Lights #art #oilpainting

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

i believe all parades have a right to exist and defend themselves

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2d

And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously with this kind of stuff everyone is a bit different but Azelaic acid suspension (10%) worked for me. I would look into it 👀

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Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 5d

im from austin of course i spent 6 dollars on a can of liquid death

Maricelle @maricelle.bsky.social · 7d

Protein ice cream?! Y'all have lost your damn minds..

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