Mardy Kid
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Mardy Kid
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But if we stop celebs doing travel progs then Susan Calman might have to try her hand at comedy. 😱
You are now attracting the attention of the Sûreté.
The Sûreté are investigating...

@forbes.com
Looks like Israeli police have also decided to ban #MaccabiTelAviv fans. Seems like #AVFC, police and SAG judgement is sound.

UK politicians should probably try to STFU on this matter.
I get it. You're just seeing red at the moment, aren't you?
For a football reporter, Barney doesn't seem to know much about footy.

Or politics in sport, or risk management protocols or the long history and frequency of football fans being banned for violent behaviour.

MTV fans are renowned for violence and racism.

www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-mac...
Why Maccabi Tel Aviv fans with record of violent rampages were really banned
Starmer has condemned restrictions on Aston Villa match amid widespread outrage, but the Israeli club's supporters have a history of violence and disruption
www.middleeasteye.net
Ottilie, a drama workshop leader and sex educator, says scream clubs have resonated ... for “so many reasons”: “The state of the world, all of the horrific things that are happening – sometimes it can feel hopeless and we’re conditioned to think we’re not allowed to feel that.”

Peak #GenZ.
After the joy of Ronnie Wood last week, we now have a litany of tiresome name dropping, dull anecdotes and a one tone track selection chosen by some vapid privileged drop out turned make up artist.

Lauren must be suffering as well.

#DesertIslandDiscs
A few compound fractures and some asbestosis.

It was the eighties. Nothing a dab of TCP couldn't put right.
The Republic of Yorkshire's time has come!

No larkin abaht, to the barricades!
Is it just me that thought this could be the script of a lesser known British sex comedy?

"Young man, I think I need faster performance."

'Confessions of a Windows Vista Cleaner'.
Let's ask the skilled MOTD analyst, Wayne Rooney.

I hang on his every word ever since he discovered an Everton player called, James Tah-Cow-Skee.
Mr Andrew Windsor, as we should now call him.
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Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn