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A federal judge has refused to release the former Colorado elections clerk convicted of trying to overturn the 2020 election, despite President Donald Trump calling for her to be freed while she appeals her case.

www.thedailybeast.com/judge-smacks...
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Jasmine, Jasmine Crockett, Queen Of The Wild Senate Frontier?

Nice time!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Jasmine, Jasmine Crockett, Queen Of The Wild Senate Frontier?
Nice time!
www.wonkette.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Breaking News: Gov. JB Pritzker of Illinois signed a bill that restricts immigration enforcement near state courthouses and makes it easier to sue ICE agents.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Supreme Court Six Mulling Over Letting Trump Fire ERREBODY

Brett Kavanaugh and friends wetting their whistles to decide!

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Supreme Court Six Mulling Over Letting Trump Fire ERREBODY
Brett Kavanaugh and friends wetting their whistles to decide!
www.wonkette.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Should Jared Kushner And His Saudi Pals Buy CNN And HBO? Sure Why Not!

As long as the old man gets his taste.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/should-jar...
Should Jared Kushner And His Saudi Pals Buy CNN And HBO? Sure Why Not!
As long as the old man gets his taste.
www.wonkette.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously

1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying

2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying

both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Bye!
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Who Loves Watching Marjorie Taylor Greene And Trump Fight? Everyone Does!

Is the MAGA base revolting?

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Who Loves Watching Marjorie Taylor Greene And Trump Fight? Everyone Does!
Is the MAGA base revolting?
www.wonkette.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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You Got Your War Crimes In My Murder! You Got Your Murder In My War Crimes!

Anonymous military lawyer now to blame.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/you-got-yo...
You Got Your War Crimes In My Murder! You Got Your Murder In My War Crimes!
Anonymous military lawyer now to blame.
www.wonkette.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Regular Animals: Tabs, Mon., Dec. 8, 2025

News and things to read and watch!

www.wonkette.com/p/regular-an...
Regular Animals: Tabs, Mon., Dec. 8, 2025
News and things to read and watch!
www.wonkette.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Trump Has A New World Domination Manifesto, It Is Holy Sh*t

www.wonkette.com/p/trump-has-...
Trump Has A New World Domination Manifesto It Is Holy Sh*t This Manifesto
Are we civilized yet?
www.wonkette.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Letitia James Undefeated Champ Of Kicking Donald Trump In Nuts

Now is the time when we throw our heads back and laugh! Then cry.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Letitia James Undefeated Champ Of Kicking Donald Trump In Nuts
Now is the time when we throw our heads back and laugh! Then cry.
www.wonkette.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Gee, what are the chances??
BREAKING on MS NOW:
 
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Short version: Caught by the credit cards, license plate reader and cell phone.
UPDATE: Prosecutors helped ID Brian Cole Jr. as the suspected pipe bomber by tracing purchases he made in 2019 and 2020 that include all the components of the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC. See the full complaint:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Hey all,

The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.

Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.

You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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What Kind Of Dirty, Nasty, Sleazy New Trump Pardon Deals Are These?

It's always something.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/what-kind-...
What Kind Of Dirty, Nasty, Sleazy New Trump Pardon Deals Are These?
It's always something.
www.wonkette.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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GEOGRAPHY QUIZ: Can You Find 'Third' Countries Trump Bribing To Take Deportees On A Map?

Hey, who ELSE made a habit of deporting people to random third countries?

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/geography-...
GEOGRAPHY QUIZ: Can You Find 'Third' Countries Trump Bribing To Take Deportees On A Map?
Hey, who ELSE made a habit of deporting people to random third countries?
www.wonkette.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Ssecretary Of WAR [Sic!] Pete Hegseth [Hic!] Struggling To Get Boat Murder Story Straight, Day Four

Oh, and Matt Gaetz is doing journalism now.

By @marciej.bsky.social

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Ssecretary Of WAR [Sic!] Pete Hegseth [Hic!] Struggling To Get Boat Murder Story Straight, Day Four
Oh, and Matt Gaetz is doing journalism now.
www.wonkette.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
You don’t say!
Officials in Congress and the Pentagon are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America.
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM