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"The Mamas & the Mamas" a "The Mamas & the Papas" all-lesbian cover band.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"The Mamas & the Mamas" a "The Mamas & the Papas" all-lesbian cover band.
What if the climate change induced flooding is the real Green River Killer?
Crews use sandbags to shore up levee breach near Seattle after failure prompts flood warning
Crews used sandbags to shore up an earthen levee south of Seattle after a small section failed after a week of heavy rains.
apnews.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What if the climate change induced flooding is the real Green River Killer?
The space between the meerkat and the beaver is actually called the taint.
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The space between the meerkat and the beaver is actually called the taint.
This season of Stranger Things taught us that Power-Twinks, like Will Beyers will not tolerate monsters who mess with 1) their straight crush, 2) their one black friend, and 3) their bad-bitch lesbians.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This season of Stranger Things taught us that Power-Twinks, like Will Beyers will not tolerate monsters who mess with 1) their straight crush, 2) their one black friend, and 3) their bad-bitch lesbians.
I refuse illegal orders, I refuse legal orders, actually I'm just really bad at doing what I'm asked to do.
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I refuse illegal orders, I refuse legal orders, actually I'm just really bad at doing what I'm asked to do.
Biohub sounds like a porn site that is just porn but extra juicy.
The billionaire couple is shifting the bulk of their philanthropic resources to Biohub, the pair’s science organization, and focusing on using artificial intelligence to accelerate scientific discovery.
Zuckerberg, Chan shift bulk of philanthropy to science, focusing on AI and biology to curb disease
For the past decade, Dr. Priscilla Chan and her husband Mark Zuckerberg have focused part of their philanthropy on a lofty goal — “to cure, prevent or manage all disease” — if not in their lifetime, then in their children’s.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Biohub sounds like a porn site that is just porn but extra juicy.
David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
Science, I'm still bald!
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Science, I'm still bald!
Gross, we know where those hands have been.
Analysis: Brett Kavanaugh holds the future of the Voting Rights Act in his hands | CNN Politics
After an impassioned set of arguments Wednesday over the 1965 Voting Rights Act, the question is whether Justice Brett Kavanaugh is willing to completely dismantle a law intended to ensure equal votin...
www.cnn.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gross, we know where those hands have been.
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.
As predicted by Sound Garden in 1994.
The James Webb telescope may have discovered a brand new class of cosmic object: the black hole star
Using the James Webb Space Telescope, astronomers discovered an extreme version of "little red dots" dubbed "The Cliff." Its light suggests that it could be a never-before-seen class of objects called...
www.livescience.com
September 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As predicted by Sound Garden in 1994.
Into Fat Bear Week, mostly so I can say "fat bear" at work.
Fat Bear Week 2025
Fat Bear Week 2025
explore.org
September 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Into Fat Bear Week, mostly so I can say "fat bear" at work.
Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.
you’re laughing.
tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship
and you’re laughing.
tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship
and you’re laughing.
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.
Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.
Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?
CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance.
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance.
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?
“A surgeon who froze his legs so they would require amputation to satisfy a sexual obsession before making nearly £500,000 in insurance claims has been jailed.” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
NHS surgeon who had his legs removed to satisfy sexual interest is jailed for fraud
Neil Hopper took nearly £500,000 from insurers after falsely claiming he needed amputation because of sepsis
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?
Tuna fish implies the existence of a tuna bird, tuna dog, and a tuna woman.
September 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Tuna fish implies the existence of a tuna bird, tuna dog, and a tuna woman.
Am I the first?
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Am I the first?
My hips are full of lies.
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My hips are full of lies.
When women are uncircumcised.
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When women are uncircumcised.
Why is it called a hysterectomy and not a gut renovation?
August 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why is it called a hysterectomy and not a gut renovation?