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I had this shirt. I remember being excited to go to the premier but don't recall much about the movie.
This is the future that Donald Shoup wanted. #parking #urbanism
Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.
Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.
you’re laughing.

tom cruise is heartbroken & sobbing into a copy of dianetics next to an obelisk waiting for l ron hubbard to descend from the sky in a spaceship

and you’re laughing.
As a 21-year New Yorker, I believe this is a big deal and a really good thing. It is very exciting!
Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.
Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?
CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance.

Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."
Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?
These things can be modeled, modulated, and shaped. More than just height restrictions determine the size of buildings. As one of my professors said, "You do urban planning with a chisel or a laser."
The shape of the building matters more than the height. A tall slender tower throws a shadow that moves quickly across the landscape. A fat, bulky building, even a shorter one, throws a shadow that blocks the sun for long periods of time.
Tuna fish implies the existence of a tuna bird, tuna dog, and a tuna woman.
When women are uncircumcised.
Why is it called a hysterectomy and not a gut renovation?
Sung to the tune of "Mombo #5"
you don't have to like it but we're all a little bit Linda
I'm all for nationalizing certain companies, but I wouldn't have started with the 1990s favorite computer chip maker.
Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees.
I can see by the way you parked your giant truck you've never pleasured a partner in your life.
Every gay man in the country whispering "fuuuuck" at the same time.
I referred to Sean Charles Dunn as "Sandwich Mangioni" in conversation today. I'll be taking the rest of the week off.
The space between the necktie and the leash is called the gooch.