The Maine Millennial
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She/her. Weekly columnist for @PressHerald. "leftist worm who writes worthless drivel." Bi. Recovering alcoholic. Virgo. Autistic. Local homeowner. Local kidney donor.
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struggling to find something to watch with the family? remember that Addams family values is a thanksgiving movie
a group of people dressed as turkeys are dancing with the words eat me in red letters
ALT: a group of people dressed as turkeys are dancing with the words eat me in red letters
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November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
struggling to find something to watch with the family? remember that Addams family values is a thanksgiving movie
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iffen mijn cowje hassen ein calf ant mijn neighborenscowje hassen two calfens howje manije calfens we halfen?
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
iffen mijn cowje hassen ein calf ant mijn neighborenscowje hassen two calfens howje manije calfens we halfen?
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
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Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
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If it ain't ribbed for my pleasure, get the hell out of my kitchen.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If it ain't ribbed for my pleasure, get the hell out of my kitchen.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an infant asleep in a car will begin to scream right as you enter an "emergency stopping only" zone on the highway
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that an infant asleep in a car will begin to scream right as you enter an "emergency stopping only" zone on the highway
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Do you remember when people could be refused health insurance because they had cancer as children? Pepperidge Farm remembers
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Do you remember when people could be refused health insurance because they had cancer as children? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
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Here's a look at last week's toy pickup by the L.L. Bean Bootmobiles from the Press Herald Toy Fund.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Here's a look at last week's toy pickup by the L.L. Bean Bootmobiles from the Press Herald Toy Fund.
Good job Google
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good job Google
WHY HASN'T A MOVIE BEEN MADE OF THIS
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
WHY HASN'T A MOVIE BEEN MADE OF THIS
Protip: if you need an extra pillow to prop up your baby and don't have one handy, you can simply use your nearest pitbull
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Protip: if you need an extra pillow to prop up your baby and don't have one handy, you can simply use your nearest pitbull
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This is the funniest planned economy ever
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the funniest planned economy ever
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And the antagonist...
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
And the antagonist...
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Finally found the name for the lead character in my epic Victorian railway novel.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Finally found the name for the lead character in my epic Victorian railway novel.
I went to the post office with my five week old and the clerk asked me how old he was and I said "five weeks" and she said "you look great" anyway the federal government should give the USPS all the funding it asks for and more
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I went to the post office with my five week old and the clerk asked me how old he was and I said "five weeks" and she said "you look great" anyway the federal government should give the USPS all the funding it asks for and more
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Breastfeeding is an easy and natural process the same way making a diamond is an easy and natural process
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Breastfeeding is an easy and natural process the same way making a diamond is an easy and natural process
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FYI if I subscribe to your newsletter I've absolutely read it aloud to my newborn to help lull him to sleep bc he doesn't know the difference between a bedtime story and political analysis yet
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November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
FYI if I subscribe to your newsletter I've absolutely read it aloud to my newborn to help lull him to sleep bc he doesn't know the difference between a bedtime story and political analysis yet
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Do I look like a mom yet?
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do I look like a mom yet?
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I’m genuinely starting to fear hedgehogs
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’m genuinely starting to fear hedgehogs
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November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You can give a one-year digital subscription to all of the Maine Trust for Local News' papers -- including the Press Herald and Sun Journal -- for just $65.
New subscribers don't have to read my columns, but what an opportunity to keep up with the news!
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New subscribers don't have to read my columns, but what an opportunity to keep up with the news!
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Always great to see my friend and fellow historian Scott Hancock reminding Gettysburg residents during its annual Remembrance Day Parade that Confederates "fought for slavery." 🗃️
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Always great to see my friend and fellow historian Scott Hancock reminding Gettysburg residents during its annual Remembrance Day Parade that Confederates "fought for slavery." 🗃️