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Mike
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Grassroots Football Coach; Long Suffering NUFC supporter; Leeds based; Getting grumpy in my old age!
Isn’t it amazing what having two of the best young English full backs in the team can do? Outstanding today, the pair of them. #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Anthony Elanga looks like he’s won a competition in Shoot magazine to play for #NUFC.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I rest my case. #NUFC
Does Nick Pope know he can unclench his hands and use them to catch the ball? #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Half time substitutions:

Lewis Hall for Dan Burn
John Burridge for Nick Pope

#NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Does Nick Pope know he can unclench his hands and use them to catch the ball? #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Harry Kane there, not happy with Luis Diaz’s red card for a scissor tackle on Hakimi. Yes, this Harry Kane. #NUFC
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well, it was nailed on he’d score. Every single time. #NUFC
October 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Another ballot, another unsuccessful application. Well worth spending the money on memberships. #NUFC
October 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Until #NUFC get over the apparent inability to see out games against the top teams, we’ll never become one.
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Another day, another ballot fail.
At least the club have made a fortune by selling unlimited memberships, hey. #NUFC
September 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Elanga could run riot against these. Him for Murphy, please, and Miley for one of the centre backs. #NUFC
August 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Anyone know what Antoine Siberski is up to these days? #NUFC
August 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s gonna be Dominic Calvert-Lewin and/or Nicolas Jackson, isn’t it? #NUFC
August 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I know it’s only pre-season, but fuck me we’re a difficult watch. #NUFC
August 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This calls for a Leyton Orient moment. #NUFC
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Federico Dimarco’s first half display reminiscent of Paul Sweeney and Mark Stimson in their pomp. #NUFC
May 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tino Livramento couldn’t cross a pools coupon with his stronger right foot. His weaker left foot, however……..
#NUFC
April 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You know what this #NUFC performance is crying out for?
A left-footed left back.

So many times Livramento has got into a decent crossing position and then cut back.
March 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On a dodgy run of form and need a confidence boosting win?

Have a new striker struggling to get off the mark?

Step forward Newcastle United. Always ready to solve your problems for you.

Absolutely pathetic 45 minutes there. #NUFC
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Brilliant performance by Bournemouth today. They were as good as Newcastle were bad.
#NUFC
January 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
All about the Sarge bobble today. Got to keep warm in this weather! #NUFC @footballbobbles.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Robbie Fowler there, clearly having done his homework on #NUFC. Told Eddie Howe the home form hasn’t been great this year.
5 defeats in 25 home league games since the start of last season suggests otherwise.
December 4, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Mike
13 years ago today - RIP Gary Speed 🖤🤍💔

Check in on your mates. If you are struggling please speak to someone. Its OK not to be OK #NUFC #GarySpeed
November 27, 2024 at 9:13 AM
It’s all Jason Tindall’s fault for ditching his Adidas Originals tracksuit. #NUFC
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Well, one thing’s certain. Dan Burn strides back into that back four with his 48” inside legs. #NUFC
November 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM