Magneto Apologist 🎃
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Lauren. 🌙 She/Her. Milwaukeean. Healing. I love things both spooky & cute. Certified Medical Laboratory Scientist. 🔬 Magneto did nothing wrong. It's safe here, rest.🌿 IG: instagram.com/laurensporens
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Someone should gift me a get well kitten, just sayin
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Someone should gift me a get well kitten, just sayin
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For anyone who can, a GoFundMe has been set up to help Rob's wife and their young daughter. Sending tons and tons of love and deepest condolences to Rob's family and friends.

www.gofundme.com/f/family-of-...
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My throat actually hurts more than my nose bc they intubated me for the procedure. Lol I get to wear a mustache bandage for all the blood bubbles I'm blowing 🫧
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He officiated your wedding so beautifully, his way with words and his kindness, such a big loss 💔
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I told someone else I could do a Colonial Sanders cosplay 😆
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super monkey ball, print ad, excerpt, gamecube (2002) archive.org/details/game...
super monkey ball title font with each letter inside a sphere or ball. below, a cute disembodied monkey's head with a tuft of brown monkey hair on top and big ears. below: let's roll.
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At my parent's house bc my mom is my driver for my surgery. In my old bedroom watching a stream of 90s/2000s Nick or Treat on youtube

Catapulted backwards several years. Mischief Night!
Photo of a TV playing an old Halloween episode of Rocket Power.
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Yooo btw on Monday I'm getting a new nose!...sorta, at least on the inside. Time to fix this crooked ass bish so I can breathe and stop snotting everywhere 😫😩🙏🙏🙏
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Doc said that most people need a week to get back to doing normal things, so I'm hoping that's the case for me 🤞
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Yooo btw on Monday I'm getting a new nose!...sorta, at least on the inside. Time to fix this crooked ass bish so I can breathe and stop snotting everywhere 😫😩🙏🙏🙏
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The close up shots of all the salty Cubs fans are so funny, so many grown men from Illinois shedding tears tonight
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The more gushing the report the worse he's doing I think
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This same doctor also said in this memo that the bruising on trump's hand is from "frequent handshaking" can't take this shit seriously
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Well for one, "cardiac age" isn't a thing. But what really solidifies that this is a lie is that every time this dude has a health eval, they always say "exceptional health". Every time. Change it up a bit, get a thesaurus.
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Well for one, "cardiac age" isn't a thing. But what really solidifies that this is a lie is that every time this dude has a health eval, they always say "exceptional health". Every time. Change it up a bit, get a thesaurus.
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But big props to the kind strangers who are defended me. The reddit post is wild, as if they were the burners of the asshole driver. 😆
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Bruh I shared my scary traffic story from last night bc of a reckless driver and now I'm the bad guy lol